me too! i was like “huh. nope. never.” but the gilbert godfried part had me ROLLING. so perfect.

That’s Christine Lagarde, MD of the IMF - previously Finance Minister of France, Minister of Economic Affairs, Minister of Agriculture and Minister of Trade. Ms Lagarde is a highly accomplished trade and labour lawyer on both sides of the Atlantic and completely fluent in English.

My husband and I watched this last night and I was blown away to realize I had honestly never heard Jared Kushner speak. The man’s in charge of everything and I cannot honestly tell you what he sounds like. It was funny but one of those laugh so you don’t cry kinda deals.

Imagine you’ve allowed someone to plan your entire life. Ivanka gave up her freedom for comfort. Somewhere along the way she learned to hum loudly enough to drown out the internal screams coming from somewhere deep inside the dark recesses of her mind.

he nails it every. single. week.

Ivanka was so embarrassed, she spent the remainder of her time in Germany using her alias: Adrienne Vittadini.

I watched this earlier, amazing. “The apple doesn’t fall far from the orange”.

Like Marine le Pen, Ivanka is just a better packaged version of her father. Don’t doubt for a moment than she’s the same damn thing.

Thank you German women. Very kind of you to engage with this wiley bitch and make sure she knows we all know exactly who she is. Regardless of nationality.

Guilted? Imagine Daddy Dearest, looming in the background, and the steady realization of how replaceable you are if it gets back to him “somehow” that you won’t buy his entrepreneurial little twits’ garbage drinks? 

I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you representing, your father as president of the United States, the American people, or your business?”

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Anyone else like that Angela is wearing pants and what look like practical shoes?

Semi-related note: “...chose to take gym throughout high school.” Chose? Gym was optional for some people? Why couldn’t I had attended high school in this magical place instead of being forced to sweat through mindless calthecstentics three times a week by a sadistic teacher who belittled us in the process?

But Mother might read it to him. Hawt.

But I still don’t know how girl get pragnet

A picture of a woman with a baby inside her was ‘indecent’ back then? Wow. Things were so backward and restrictive in that time. I’m so glad we live here in the future where everyone is treated equally, racism is a thing of the past, women have full rights and control over their bodies and institutional bigotry has…

Mike Pence wouldn’t be able to read this magazine at dinner.

Tori and Dean seem like that couple always attempting to convince people they’re richer than they are and more in love than they are. Constantly buying new houses and having more kids to.... “fix” things? Push “reset” to kickstart their marriage over and over again?