The real test will be when the Euro NCAP do their pedestrian testing.

and into competitors!

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

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It is limited to 2 or 3mph

Perhaps I haven’t searched hard enough, but I don’t think anyone is saying they deserved to die because they ran from cops. They died because they made a mistake. You can’t blame the officers for not risking their lives to save theirs. Police have an obligation to do whatever they can within reasonable limits, but…

It may be a decent idea for when there are nothing but autonimous cars on the country roads, but in urban areas where those of use who do infact look both ways before crossing the street might just do so as well a those who actually drive their cars would find the continued used of external vehicle lighting very…

Blind attack!

I would imagine hell yes.

Her hair looks beautiful, and I can’t imagine what actual problem there could be with it. Zara have opened themselves up to some serious problems here I think. Unless they have an actual “no braids” policy, which I highly doubt they do.

If we want to start pulling back on our global footprint (bases, etc.), then high-speed hypersonic aircraft that can be based from the US become relevant. I don’t know if this particular aircraft is the right one, but it’s definitely something we need to consider. And at the end of the day, every weapon is going to…

Oh hey, another person who conflates everything with “trolling” if they disagree. What’s that like? Probably something similar to people who still go for the “small penis” insult in this day and age.

Oh man, that’s so weird. I’m actually in the process of developing a VR game about being a writer for Gawker itself.

As if crashing only happens in America... ?

Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

This is still probably less racist than actual tweets from Habs fans.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

...except that that sort of thing is already highly illegal. Why do you need brand new laws when you already have old ones?

Which is worse: being wanted by the police, or NOT being wanted by Jerry Jones?

So why over-complicate things?