It's 162 on the season, so half is 81.

This is going to end with someone getting urinated on by Gary Miller.

I'm on my second 518. I have a third in the closet for when this one dies.

It's very likely that the 'homeless guy' begging for change is not actually homeless. I've been to conventions where I've seen the money grubbers bussed into a location on shifts to beg for your change. The rumor is they make some serious bank.

I kinda wanna know what happened. What did he do that turned his penis black? Was it intense abuse, or can it happen to anyone? Will my penis turn black tomorrow morning at 6:10am? I NEED TO KNOW!

You can't spell cocksucker without O, S, and U.

X never, EVER, marks the spot.

"Summary Defiant Trespassing"???!?!

Until I hear or read Valve say the words 'Half Life' again, they make me sad.

BADKN33

5 year olds with a potty mouth end up getting power bombed by Casey.

What a travishamockery! Cujo a 16 seed!!?!? If he doesn't disembowel and eat that Golden Retriever, this whole bracket is wasted.

We haven't seen speaking in tongues like that since Corinthians 12.

We haven't seen speaking in tongues like that since Corinthians.

[i]but in five days you'll get used to it.[/i]

[i]but in five days you'll get used to it.[/i]

[i]but in five days you'll get used to it.[/i]

The Westwood One guy is from Wisconsin. He was a DJ here in Milwaukee when I was a kid. Fantastic voice.

I love that they have to leave fans running all night to fight the hockey stank in their pads.

@UpstateUnderdog: That Kay commercial where the dbag husband gets Santa to approve that stupid giant key pendant for his wife. What woman wants that?