let’s call it on purpose, here’s the synopsis:

What we can learn from this is that they’ve made sure Jeremy is fed all the time.

HP 1, V16 0...This is a big bang engine, firing as two V8's. Physically beautiful, but if it were my buck I would ask Steve to redesign the crankshaft with 22.5° throws and make matching camshaft. I love the sound of a true V16.

Someone told the Wrangler to look down its nose and spell “ATTIC”.

This is the only correct goddamn take and every clown who shows up at Lüftgëkühlt thinking their air-cooled 911 is an inspired, unique, #drivetastefully bit of outlaw counter-culture is deluding the hell out of themselves with a $2,000 Autodromo watch and a $50,000 car. Anyway, here’s my 924S

I dunno. The criticism seems valid. Is this car really worth two stories?

Let me see what we can do about that

It’s ok! He’s a limo driver!

You are all missing the point. This would be a terrible idea since the guy with the late model grey Chevy pickup in the photos has all of the women in HIS truck already... All it cost him was a tarp and a garden hose.

Made one in high school. It was terrible. And awesome.

I have #Orloved in short sleeve and Lock Me Mama Like a Wagon Wheel in short and long sleeve.

First off, why are you sourcing a 6-month-old reddit post?

Second, why are you not considering some of this criticism? Granted, most of it came before a lot of the recent shake-ups, but let’s be real here, for a minute. Jalopnik has lost a lot of it’s luster.

I say this as a friend. I say this as a fan. I say this as…

“...inside jokes, in between spewing hate towards anything that doesn’t resemble a [BROWN] diesel stick shift Miata wagon.”

“Bad” implies that the music is just mildly annoying. I’d have gone with “I wish someone would jam an ice-pick in my ear to make it stop annoyingly awful music.” Also, a BMW wagon and a Mini are not the cars I’d like to recreate the opening sequence to the original Italian Job with (though if the aforementioned…

Fixed.

All of those except for the bus one need a “Kinja’d” tag. Except for the bus. That just needs an “Oppositelock.kinja.com Approves This Message.”

Are they bringing back the Phantom Corsair?

“I am not perfect. Nor are you.”

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

Impressive tech, heartbreaking concept.