The people that usually get tailgated wouldn't even drive that fast

Maybe he's right handed and doesn't know?

if you don't want to take care of a dog, why do you have a dog?

why don't they just...not be cheerleaders?

Uh no, that's what self-absorbed assholes do. When they get older and/or mature they'll get over that shit. Some of us get over that shit after the age of 12

or when they started paying him to do this?

Eh, maybe not cynical. More like realist. I've been there before and you'd be surprised what people trick themselves into doing. Like getting married to save a relationship or having a kid to save a marriage.

It's because not everyone is shaped like a pear? Have you ever seen guys that wear ill-fitting shirts and it looks like a garbage billowing out when they try to tuck it in? That's why they make tailored shirts.

You know, for $29 their jeans last a really long time. Also, their shirts are the only ones that fit my weird shaped body and that shits only $29 too and I don't have to get it tailored.

The funny thing about golf is that her body is probably going to be fine. It's the other stuff (mental) that will be the problem. Michelle Wie had the talent on the course but in between the ears she was not ready.

holy shit that ball hasn't landed yet...

You troll-erious bro?

Anyone that has been in any real relationship knows that's not how it work. It's so dumb. Movie couples and sitcom couples are just too fake to be taken seriously.

And some (mainly women) get so much attention it sucks. I won't get into it, but even in 2014 seeing a newly hired young pretty girl get harassed with the attention from all the guys is pretty lame. It's like I can see her mind ticking "ok? cool, nobody cares! STFU!"

Yes, people don't see the actual "work" part. They see the romance movie part and think that's how it always is. When they get to the "real" part they don't know what to do and think it's not worth working for.

Eh, there are generally happy people. The problem is that people—young people in general—don't understand that relationships take work. The drug/endorphin feeling is just a feeling. If a relationship does not have any substance, it will not last. People seem to think it will and always be about them and that's not how…

Or, she just wants to be fucking married? There is nothing wrong with that if your a guy or a girl.

If someone wants to be married and someone else does not should there be a compromise? Not an ultimatum, but a compromise. I'd do anything to keep my girlfriend happy. If getting married made her happy I'd do it—even if I didn't particularly believe in it.

Valyrian steel keyboard?

You focus on your degree and knock that shit out of the park. Your best years are ahead of you. When you're done with your degree you'll have more time, options, and money.