Wow! Good for you Captain America. Tell me, with your degree(s) and being an officer how many tours did you do?

Yeah, what about the rib script tattoo? I mean that's gotta be like the tribal armband thing for girls right?

Let's hope he plays. I hope this dude gets 10 sacks this year

Eh, it's not so bad. I've seen some cool ones...I've also seen some dogshit ugly ones tho

Uh high school students know everything. College students? Not only do they know everything, they are changing the world in ways you couldn't even imagine!!!

If you're working out hard and consistently for a couple of months and you're not seeing any results are you doing something wrong?

I don't think these people care about that, they would rather look good and feel like shit.

Isn't that why you workout to get a low body fat percentage?

Well, if you've ever seen a recruiter, they're not entirely disclosing everything that could possibly go wrong.

Why heaven forbid? I don't understand why someone like him could not understand he could get in a car crash? I mean, I would never ride in a car if I knew that could happen!

You must not be from America?

You can't be troll-erious?

That would be impossible

If Idaho is 11th best I think I'm just going to never drive ever again...

Yeah, people specifically sit in sections depending on the lineup hoping to catch foul balls. I think it'd be pretty cool to catch one, but I'm not trying to go all out hoping to get a $3 baseball

Hey if people are going to go watch it, it makes sense to build a stadium that big...if it doesn't fall apart.

Wait, are you allowed to actually punch people or is this a penalty?

No way brah! Clearly it was the teacher's fault!

What dah f....?!?

Maybe he doesn't give a shit?