I do wish young people actually knew the difference—or at least would try to discern the difference between good/bad sushi. It's almost as if: "If there are no twitter/instagram pics of your sushi, did it actually happen?"

Just ask some short guys, they'll tell you how much of a problem it is. I think it's wrong in general to judge anyone...doubly idiotic to judge them based solely off of physical features.

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You seem to be in the minority of people when they get tattoos. I guess I didn't mean regret, as much as wish it was something else? I'm around young people a lot and some of the tattoos they get is just strange. I keep telling them to wear the same shirt for like a week and see if they like it. I actually have 20…

haha and all those guys lie so if it is 5'9 1/2" it really is like 5'8"!

I think adoration in general—or at least the desire to have and audience and adoration is really what's wrong. I feel as if I'm the only person sometimes that genuinely does not give a shit about what people think is important.

Yeah, the pressure for women is about 1000 times worse. I don't know, I'm at an age now where that bullshit means less anyway. I'm also old enough to know the younger me (as well as other men/women) were kind of dumb. I guess for those women (and former you) it's to find people you want to spend time that don't care…

Because I can't tell if you're from the future or 1813?

No, for you, when your dog shits open your mouth so he can shit in it. Then spit it in the bag. Bro do you even read for comprehension?

hahahaha, 5'8"?!? Bro do you even lift? You should totally try this new stack I'm on brah! I lost all my hair, but get insaaaaaaane pumps yo!

Is your computer a time machine?

Don't forget the seatbelt cushion thingys or whatever those things are. Wait, in the future what's going to be the equivalent of those? Carbon Fibre seatbelt patch thingys brah!

it's not crap you take that shit back!

Hahaha, it's for lazy asses like me that can't get out of bed before 10:25 to make it to McDonalds for that delicious egg mcmuffin.

It's kind of trashier than mcdonals...wait, is that even possible?

That's a terrible idea. Just put the fucking bag in your pocket and when it has shit in it hold it in the hand that has the leash handle? Damn, put that shit on lifehacker, that ones for free bitches.

Actually I think that is exactly what popularity means. Attracting douchebags. Popular literally means attract the douchecanoes! Look it up, I just read it somewhere.

Hmmm, we are both the same height. Strange, you must have been using a different measuring tape.

And they don't know why?!?

getting rejected by people that have to go to a singles event to meet people...ugh...I'll meet you at the bar. Get me a double of whatever you're having.