First off: SF has hills? I had no idea. Mind blown.

That was actually my 2nd trip to that dealer to look at that car. I had gone a few weeks before and told a salesperson I wanted to test drive their manual FRS and was interested in it. He got the key, walked out to the car with me, unlocked it, opened all the doors and hood and walked back into the showroom, taking…

To be fair, their's no compelling argument to buy a Fusion for 10k+ more.

VW does this too. Except not through the stereo, but a little "vibrator" under the hood. SoundAktor. When I found out about it, I told my co-workers (who are all car guys) and I came back to my desk later in the day to find a laminated picture of a vibrator on my desk with the "VW" emblem shopped on it. -_-

Let's take it to the consumerist extreme - if you're going to fake the engine sound, put options in the infotainment system menu, and let me pick which engine I'm in the mood for! Program it to fake a Merlin V12, Cobra 427, heck, why not an F16 jet sound!

You can always download an mp3 of a real V8 mustang and play that in your stereo.

Something that shouldn't work, but does.

Everything is too much for the Peugeot 504.

Ok, I was trying to find one but I found this instead. It's too good to not share.

I don't see it.

This looks familiar...

Cimmaron used the same body though with a different grille

I'm curious why Audi don't get equal hate as Lincoln, since there only making VWs with 4 rings on it.

you're blind. Show me what exterior parts of 2014 MKZ and 2015 MKC looks looks like the Fusion and Escape. Please present examples and I'll concede I'm wrong.

Good choice in SVT cars. SVT Contour FTMFW

I hate to be the one to bring a crappy looking wagon/hatchback to the table but dare I say, the 2004 Malibu sedan is better looking than this abomination, the all hideous Maxx?

I win

"Littlejohn went on to say that the vehicle would be used by police officers for protection in the case of an active shooter, or if the school needs to rescue children from a fire, because no one in this situation has apparently ever heard of a fire department."

Water puts out fire, sure, but why use water when you can…

I would not drive it here nor there.