Um, I'm pretty sure you mean Alfre Woodward. Get it right.

Not at all, leftover pizza is always an excellent breakfast choice!

The beauty of Keanu in the Bill and Teds and The Replacements makes sitting through all the boring ones worth it. He is just so handsome.

I hate Pinterest.

Stop being so mean, guys! Without Pinterest, we wouldn't have PINTEREST FAILS!One of my favorite sources of internet laughs. And I don't even feel mean, because I assume most people posted their own fails.

that is the worst necklace of all time, barfing forever!

This is legit gross. Would you like it if your husband gave your father a "Thanks for raising the woman of my dreams" flask? God, you probably would, you sicko.

Pigeons have the best thigh gaps.

Pinterest taught me to stand pigeon toed and look down at my feet with devilish grin whenever my photo is being taken. I "pinned that tip now and read it for later".

Fathers4Justice suck.

People are bad at expressing themselves. Those complaints aren't literally about lack of tombs. They actually mean that the game is pitifully lacking in the platforming and puzzles, and those are the truly defining game mechanics of Tomb Raider.

They are, in fact, much more likely to be the victims of violence than perpetrators themselves.

I fully assumed that was the name of a swanky restaurant in NYC that I've never heard of.

Giant exhale: FUUUUUCCKKK THOOOOOOOSE GUUUUUUYS.

Men's Rights: Because it's about damn time men had a voice in this world.

Props on mentioning they are also hurting men by sabotaging tools to fight rape.

His mom mentioned it to her friend in 2008. The friend brought it up now.

Quick reminder, the vast majority of patients with a mental disorder severe enough to include hearing voices (schizophrenia, severe mania, schizoaffective, etc) will never hurt themselves or anyone else.

My wife says she uses a soap with seeds instead of plastic beads. It should be a good non-polluting alternative.

Yet another reason to avoid anything labeled as antimicrobial.