Speaking as a little monster of 4 years, I really don't think she's undergone plastic surgery. If she did, it was long before she was in the spotlight. Contouring really CAN do wonders - look at any drag queen before & after photos. My nose, specifically, can look somewhat bulbous from certain angles but pointy & pert…

I was going to say that she looked a little scared, but then after staring at her waist I realize that she has to be wearing a corset. I think it is so tight that she can barely breathe. Other than the wig, she looks fabulous.

Gabourey is talented and fabulous and gives no shits

I was 7 in 1976 and I know I had the party perfect pants set on the left, the blue smock with lace. YASS BITCHES YOU ARE JEALOUS.

Almost none of the girls' clothing is pink. How will know for sure they are girls? Won't dressing them like this make them all grow up to be man hating lesbians?

I think... I need this.

Oh, I can see why he would be threatened by a 19 year old black woman at 3am WHEN ALL HE HAD WAS A LOCKED DOOR AND A SHOTGUN.

Don't you think those are two separate issues?

They do say that "people don't kill people, guns kill people." I mean, I know the machines are eventually going to rise up and take over, but I didn't think it would start with sentient shotguns.

Isn't Kym Worthy the prosecutor that was fighting to get all the untested rape kits in Detroit processed? She seems like a badass. She gives me hope that this case will not be the fucking travesty of the Trayvon Martin case.

I dread the trial, which will undoubtedly turn into The State vs. Renisha McBride, rather than The State vs. Theodore Wafer. Cue the cries of "I'm not saying she deserved to be shot...but she was DRUNK!" :(

Sweet jesus, wtf?! Anyone remember that troll on the Carmen Carrera article being all "whaa how will I wank to VS if she's in it?!?!" Because how could ANYONE wank to this and still call themselves a straight man? C'mon. What is this shit.

How is this half-a-jacket even staying on?!?1 Whyyyyy is this a thing that a person created?!

Yes genius that's exactly what I mean. This is a serious article about serious sex tips and not based on an observation I had that one time many moons ago when my ex boyfriend and I smoked weed and watched the VS fashion show and laughed at the whole thing because it was the funniest shit ever.

I'm guessing this hot mess is a bagpipe jetpack.

I have an ongoing joke with friends involving the funniest single item to wear during sex. Previous contenders include ascot, monocle, and umbrella hat; I think the new leader is emoji back brace/fart cloud.

There seems to be a knee-jerk prejudice against feminism which is disappointing in an academic environment, especially a supposedly lefty one. It is a dirty word. What I find especially saddening is the way that various older female academics who used to be officially feminist back in the 80s or whenever now seem to…

I'm beginning to worry that there is this whole fedora subculture that I'm unaware about. I just always thought it was a snazzy looking hat that I can't pull off wearing.

There was a time, less than five years ago, when $17,ooo was my salary for an entire year.

Both of my kids want a rainbow loom. Their school had to make a rule forbidding the sale of rainbow loom bracelets because the big kids were making really good ones and fleecing the little kids. It's like Lord of the Flies with colorful rubber bands.