I'm betting this movie is going to be 50 Shades of going straight to video.

...not allowing him time to adequately prepare for the role of Christian Grey...

All these "girl power is about controlling our exploitation" chicklettes need to friend Annie Lennox on Facebook.

Our whole movement is about girl power

I love this guy almost as much as I love cheese! Almost! Sort of jealous, actually.

This dude and his brie sound awesome. Screw the subway-cheese-haters.

All I can say to this man is: GET. IT.

No hate, just jealous as hell:/

This gif is EVERYTHING!

Seriously.

Fuck the Internet!

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH.

My sister and I will be going as these two.

Because she's presenting like a cat in heat?

I suggested that my granddaughters go dressed as Tea Party members so they can denounce the socialism of giving away candy to everyone just because they showed up and demanding a free market Halloween solution that denies everyone any candy unless they already have candy, in which case they can keep it. Those without…

Pout not!!

Dammit, I forgot about Yzma! Girl can work a Bob Mackie.

Don't forget my girl, Yzma!!

Obviously the Walter White underwear will be framed and proudly displayed in someone's dining room.

Umm... Emma Roberts haters/rape lovers, y'all are awful. Seriously awful. I still don't wish rape upon you. I wish therapy. Lots of it.