Great Horned Lizard.

We had wild strawberries and raspberries at my house when I was a kid and my pug would daintily eat the berries whenever she would pass by. That pug was super overweight but there was no putting her on a diet because she could always feast on the bounty nature provided (I also suspect she would walk to neighbors'…

Maybe it's just me but the way how cats and dogs eat is just too cute! I love to sit down and watch them go.

In case anyone ever needed evidence that the patriarchy hurts everyone, here you go.

A 14-15 year old going after an 8 year old is clearly rape.

I was waiting on a chance to speak with someone at RAINN (which didn't happen until this afternoon). While ideally the turnaround time would be quicker we both needed to find time in our schedules to talk. I didn't want to write about this without talking to them.

PULL THE LEVER!

Unless they're villains. Then they have to be FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!

Hang on - wasn't the reason that the Prince in Snow White was such a boring character was that they found him really difficult to animate, so they scaled back his part considerably? I'm almost positive that was the case. So this guy is talking out of his arse.

Yzma is the best Disney villain - nay, CHARACTER - of all time. There, I said it.

And just why don't their male characters show a range of emotions? You know as people tend to do, both male and female.

oh my god they are the saaaaame

Seemed appropriate. Just like this seems to be an appropriate response.

Points for a Black Books GIF.

Agreed. I expected this article to come off as written by a total douchebag, but it sounds like this guy has some real psychological issues and he should see a counselor.

Yeah, this guy seemed obsessed and genuinely tortured by thoughts of Emily. Not normal, not Emily's fault, and definitely disturbing. Usually these "crap emails" make me roll my eyes and laugh, but this one gives me the creeps.

Completely agreed. Jezebel should take this down. I'm horrified. I was not entertained reading this.

I don't think this is so much of a Crap Email as someone who has very deep, un-addressed psychological issues. He need copious amounts of help.

Me too. Whether or not he actually went through with suicide, I think it is completely inappropriate to mock this letter. Like, serious WTF. It reminds me of communications a bipolar friend used to send me before he was diagnosed and treated, and was really, really struggling. I hope the writer is able to receive…