This guy's filter sounds vaguely familiar...

Allow me.

Go fuck yourself, sir.

Right, right? Right! Not a good choice.

He obviously knows nothing about the female anatomy - most notably the fact that vaginas are like fucking elastics and snap right back into place whether you've squeezed out a rhino or banged 1,000 men.

Up there on the list of disappointing things I have learned about humanity (right along with the holocaust and plague blankies) is that %99 of men refuse to learn anything about vaginas. Thus, hearing a man talk about a vagina is a lot like reading Marco Polo writing about Indians. They had two heads and eyes on their…

This definitely deserves some Mrs. White:

I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to…

Even when I was a size 4 I didn't weigh less than 130. If he's going to insult women based on weight, I think he should have gone with measurements and not weight.

Not sure if witty comment or veiled death threat...

Spiky high heels and miniskirts, but not, like slutty high heels and miniskirts. Just average high heels and miniskirts.

I will not date a selfish woman. I do not like selfish women at all.

"The Female human body is the most beautiful work of Art God ever created"

Found her!

I like a girl that likes Random capitalization. If she does not randomly Capitalize, it is not a deal breaker, but my ex girlfriend of Eleven years liked it.

Good news everyone! He's basically ruled out everyone!

Black women: This is one less dumbass man we have to deal with! He's doing us a HUGE favor! *victory dance*