"I love that Adam Levine is pretending that he has not made a grillion dollars by branding himself as basically Mick Jagger's taint."

Why does the person have to be an asshole too?

Hey Rick! Hey Rick! Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick, Riiiiiick! C'mon Rick! Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick RickRick Rick Rick Rick ... Look at me, Rick!!

leave doggy alone.

That elephant reminds me of my sister when we were kids - "you can't get mad, I'm not actually touching you!", she'd say, finger less than an inch from my arm.

it's the human with the leaf who is the asshole in this situation. What a dick.

Are they trying to rally support for Senator Gillibrand's bill? Because that is the ONLY not-completely-fucked-up explanation I can think of for—

oral sex would indicate the “active participation” of the woman and therefore consent.

lol wut

If you'd come to Bulgaria, we would have thought him a Romani, I guess... It's like people can't make anything of a person without relying on some handy stereotypes, and it's equally true wherever you go (or at least all the places I've been).

You apparently are 100 percent ignorant dickhead.

Someone please twerk with one of these.

Tempting, but.... uh...

I think you're screwed the moment you meet a guy like this.

Yeah, never seen her before but in that picture she looks gorgeous!

Scott, just make socks like Rob and calm down.

I agree, and I'll also add Jennifer Aniston to that list!

Wait, Miley Cyrus still has fans? My mind is blown.

This is why celebrities deny plastic surgery. You can't win. You get one or two things done and admit it, next thing you know someone's calling you MJ or that "cat" face lady.