You need to change your W-4 deductions, my friend. Then you too could get a check from the IRS, rather than sending them one.

I can carry on entire conversations in my sleep, to the point where my wife often has no idea whether I'm asleep or awake. There's a strange in-between state, as well, where I am waking up and still holding a conversation, and things get all muddled in between (my wife says that I suddenly start talking nonsense), as…

Yes I did. I worked a retail job for two years, throughout most of which I was very happy.

Amusingly enough, I remember hearing that the S-M-R-T gag actually came about because Dan Castellaneta actually made that mistake during a recording session, and they liked it so much that they put it in. Could be apocryphal, though, not sure.

That's a spoon. =)

"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendships. These are the demons you must slay if you want to succeed in business."

Several years ago I recall driving through Connecticut (probably on I-84) and somebody had been pulled over by what looked like a bright red Corvette with no visible external markings. I remember thinking 'man, that's just mean...'