Can I balk at the msg and sodium if I don’t eat Doritos?

Calm down, fella. Minus that whackadoo website you posted, I’m with you on the real bacon thing.

Why? And that question goes for lightsabersed, too.

This is the only thing that's working for me, honestly. Calorie mindfulness has created this... thing I do every time I get the urge to shove some candy bar or bag of chips down my gullet. Like, the 240-calorie Snickers bar starts to look a hell of a lot smaller than it used to. I start saying, "240 calories... for thi…

Ha, I almost clicked on it, too. Until I saw “Gaia Health”.

I think it'd be safer to say that the show is going to finish the story. Not spoil it.

Don't be upset. HBO is doing a better job, anyway. Having to watch the show is a small price to pay for a tighter, better realized narrative.

Oh, come on. False equivalence. It's not either Martin or Disney. There's a space in between for decent storytelling.

And I will do this thing. But. BUT. There does not appear to be any borderline science fiction in this show.

Plotwise, sure, I get that. This becomes a sort of secret history of SHIELD sort of thing.

It's... good. I enjoy it. But, come on. Agent Carter is orders of magnitude more interesting and compelling than Agents of SHIELD.

Sure. I mean, I can’t offer any advice on this. I’m basically a (barely) functioning drunk.

Just remember, Thorin: write drunk; edit sober.

I see your molasses and raise you butter and sorghum syrup.

No, thank you, personally, I don’t find sweet potatoes appetizing.

Hahahahaha!

We did the following:

GoT will continue to be heavily torrented because HBO executives are too busy building money forts and having money fights to worry about that kind of stuff.

That was mostly facetious. Take very little of what I say seriously.

Uh. Have you met the large majority of male tech workers? If they can find the wherewithal to engage in any potentially awkward social situation, it’s kind of a win.