Please tell me you're, like, four feet tall or something. My row to hoe appears to be much... much longer than yours. ¬_¬

You only lose if you quit.

Interesting question for me.

True, it's the hardest part. And, as I think the general consensus on Lifehacker has become over the last year, the whole conversation around weight loss and diet is nuanced, complicated, and not easily parsed. All you'll get are personal testimonials and I've discovered that the only thing that's worked for me is…

Good point, but my argument wasn't making the tacit assumption that fatty sweet treats have a positive correlation with good health.

I'll tell you what I do know: dragging this conversation out of the ether a month after it's been published and has passed from notice, all in some vain attempt to convince me to use an overpriced meal delivery service—-using an argument built out of a series of assumptions about the person I am, the person my wife…

The big news today is the Apple Watch. The watch comes packed with a number of different faces that you can customize. Along with different faces, you can also add in specific information about your calendar, the weather, and more. The watch also has a Glances feature, where you can swipe up to see quick summaries of…

Heh. You do your regular quotables column, and the comments (save one) go for political one-liners and crappy punditry.

Yeah, that one.

Um, no. I enjoy tasting things that taste good. Not because it's always been around, but because it tastes good in my mouth. Drinking isn't the evil, anymore than cakes or donuts or cheese or anything else is the evil.

I dunno, works as a The Stand reference either way.

I really wanted to reply with something super smart and on topic, but I look at your username and all that goes through my head is "M-O-O-N THAT SPELLS MOON."

Does this make anyone else get, like, a little queasy? It makes me super, super duper uncomfortable.

If I had to guess, she'd find it a pretty shitty deal. For, more or less, the reasons I already laid out.

Thank you, sir. And, yeah, that's what I'm seeing on reddit. I'll have to bite the bullet and build a separate PC.

So, I've recently become interested in hosting my own Minecraft server and this definitely looks like an affordable route (since, apparently running it off of my working PC was a stupid, stupid, dumb thing to do).

My post shouldn't be read as an indictment on these services. I'm not the target demo, so I don't understand it.

I want to look at it that way.

Wait, wouldn't you replace that with spaghetti squash, Mr. Atkins?

Which is pretty cool but, really, the only way I'd see myself using a service like this is if I wanted to, for a special occasion, cook a fancy meal for the wife (who does all of the meal planning, grocery shopping, couponing, cooking, etc.).