Better question, why are they making that kid bleach his hair?

I did read #2. Both the first time and this time, just for shits and giggles.

I swear to Christ, Annalee, if you follow this review up with one that gushes all over the new Hunger Games movie, I'm deleting my account and never coming back to this cursed place.

Zombies, Run! appears to still be $3.99 in the Google Play store.

Zombies, Run! appears to still be $3.99 in the Google Play store.

"Right", in this sense, is modifying "now". Removing the periods, which are just there to imply emphasis, the sentence is "No, right now." Right means "exact" when used this way, to imply immediacy, rather than providing a value judgement.

Don't - Accept a negative professional review resulting from someone else's poor performance. Especially if that person was a former employee who held the position you now occupy. Which is to say, always hold on to email conversations, meeting notes, and office IM chat transcripts. Being able to clearly account for…

You lost me with the pumpkin flavored stuff.

Sure, there are lots of bad businesses. Recognizing that Apple is composed of shitheads doesn't make McDonald's not composed of shitheads. I have a feeling the Apple/Samsung battle is at temporary cease fire, not armistice. Especially with these "wearables" (also dumb). Which sort of gets back to my original point…

Dude, is there really any reason for the patronizing? Baby-bird? Come on. Let's just have a conversation without stooping to insults.

There is so much more than just general shape going into these designs, and if you can't see that I'd have to call the quality of your vision into question.

Now here is a good argument. Or, at least, something worth talking about.

Any sane discussion about this is essentially worthless, guy. Of course it looks freaking fantastic to you. It's got an apple laser engraved on it. I'm pretty sure you guys would by a Casio calculator watch if it had an apple logo on it.

Mmkay. I mean, I guess my "visual palate" or whatever mangled non-thing you folks are tossing around in this "space" to describe people who disagree with you isn't as distinguished as yours. To my crude, Neanderthal eyes, it's an iPod Shuffle Touch strapped to a watch band.

Aside from the operating system, it looks virtually identical to the other smartwatches on the market.

I'll just leave this here, Rob.

Hm. I always thought Lee Iaccocca came up with the minivan concept as a station wagon alternative to get around the CAFE standards.

What is everyone's opinion on all these companies trying to MAKE smart watches happen.

It's a silhouette. Without more distinguishing characteristics, it'd be well nigh impossible for just about anyone to tell the difference.

Nice try. Of course, that's not what I do for a living, so that's kind of a non-starter.

I checked back over the words I wrote and, no, they all appear clear and relatively concise. I feel pretty good about them.