There is Campfire Kids (formerly Campfire Girls), but it's much smaller and not as well known as Boy Scouts (or Girl Scouts, for that matter, but they are happy to take any girls who want to participate).

I really, really hope this is sarcasm.

You mean like this gay man, who is proposing to his partner at the White House?! So awesome.

I don't think that parenthetical was to let people know who Cindy Crawford is—she's still pretty damn famous (and gorgeous and funny)—but you let you know who she's married to. I certainly know who she is (and don't know who Stacy Keibler is), but I've never heard of Rande Gerber.

How did you do it? Did you marry a Canadian person? My husband and I have looked into it several times, but it seems incredibly difficult to get permanent residency even though we're both professionals with college degrees.

I've answered the door naked just one time, when I guy I was dating came over unexpectedly VERY early one morning before he went to work to return my watch, which he knew I would be lost without; I had left it at his house. I was sound asleep, naked, and just couldn't be bothered to find my robe.

OMG, I have never seen that before! Poor guy. How embarrassing. I can't make too much fun, though—I had absolutely no idea that his name was not pronounced "Shee-yah leh buff".

For parents who want their kids to start a career early—whether because they're pushy or because their kids love it and are genuinely talented—I don't think it's that freakish of an idea. I have a close family member who teaches kids to be race car drivers; he trained several current NASCAR drivers when they were…

"why do you have to automatically blame the patriarchy? I know so many guys who suffered from bad cases of cystic acne who felt so ashamed of how they looked and they couldn't turn to make up like girls"

The fact that you believe your quality of life would seriously suffer if you weren't pretty is (a) terribly sad—we non-pretty people are so unpleasant to be around!—and (b) an incredibly depressing comment on the patriarchy.

It needs to be covered? Why? Does that help it heal? It doesn't NEED to be covered; you cover it because you feel like society requires that. I am a woman, and I certainly understand the pressure to use makeup to be "presentable," but I don't wear it despite that, because it's shitty chemicals whose entire purpose is…

Perhaps it is familial. My mother wore makeup only on special occasions like weddings—she thought it was a useless waste of time and money, and so do I; if I wear makeup twice a year, that's unusually frequently. I think part of it is my age, also. I was a teen in the 1990s; we grunge-era Nirvana lovers were pretty…

BBD stands for "Bad Bitches Do It"? IDT. That stands for "I don't think so." There's no "S" on the end because I'm just a badass that way.

I'm glad I'm not alone! I thought the photo at the stop was straight-up hilarious, because it is so completely awful and wrong and just terrible. However, that is because I think rape is awful and wrong and just terrible. If I were playing with someone who actually thought date rape was a great way to get laid, then…

I would ask that guy to marry me on the spot. And I'm already married.

They undoubtedly did a CT scan and an MRI first to ensure there's no bleeding that might be worsened by anticoagulants. If you're clear of bleeding, then anticoagulants are vital to making sure the clots don't get bigger and more don't form; your body will reabsorb the clots after a while. The anticoagulants basically…

I'm an RN, so also a non-doctor medical person, and I've been scared that they mean that she had a brain bleed during the concussion that has clotted or that she already had a clot that the concussion shook loose. I haven't heard any news source report where the clot is located—I really, really hope they don't mean…

That can't be true, can it? I'm pretty sure I actually learned what "cisgendered" meant here on Jezebel back in ye olden days.

Persephone Magazine was created as an alternative to Jez, but it tends to be dry. Good writing, though.

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