I WANT TO SEE A PRISON RODEO. Oklahoma people, could you find a way to make that be shown on television? I need to DVR it.

Not Mr. & Mrs. Smith? I actually love that movie—I find it ridiculously funny and adorable. OTOH, I'm not sure how I would feel about my dad giving me a copy of a movie about an insane serial killer who tortures people to death and cuts some lady's head off just to piss off her husband. Jeepers. But that's an…

OH YES. The Talented Mr. Ripley-era Jude Law. I'm totally on board with that. I prefer vodka-cranberry-tonic water. Thank you.

I get the Lochte lust: I think he's very attractive, although not super stunning. However, I think Robert Pattinson is not only not attractive, but that he is downright strange looking. His jaw and chin are bizarrely oversized. Robert Pattinson is my imaginary dislike for chocolate: Let's go dislike chocolate together…

Maybe that was just because of the c-section or your particular hospital. At the hospital I delivered at, you had to walk out on your own two feet. If you couldn't, you weren't ready to go home yet.

Wait until your cousin's husband decides to get out or retire—all those lovely programs that say they help military folks get jobs after they're done serving? Yeah, that doesn't really happen. She'll get a quick lesson in what it's like to live without all the benefits the military gives you, including steady,…

I literally had that exact same thought process. Like, down to the word. We are clearly soulmates.

THANK YOU. And I'm so sorry that happened to you. And you are so, so right. I'm a woman, and I once had a guy attempt to rape me, and thankfully he was scared off when I started shouting, and you know what? I still have no fucking idea what it is like to actually be raped, and then to find yourself pregnant. It would…

I think she just put a cloth diaper on them if she knew they were going to be some place where it wasn't possible to be near a bathroom for a long period.

I think that's a totally valid and rational fear: I'm pretty sure that my kids are secretly Tasmanian Devils, so I think worrying about chicken babies makes perfect sense.

Having ECing friends, I can answer one question at least: If you know your friend isn't down with elimination communication, you put a diaper on the baby while you're at their house, if you're polite. If you know they are okay with it, you bring a little, portable, plastic potty with you and put your baby on it (or…

Someone who refers to breasts as "bewbies" and "up tops" probably should just stay away from criticizing breastfeeding practices.

Being a crunchy-granola hippie (and middle-class white lady who isn't rich enough for the Park Slope crowd), I used to be in a playgroup with several moms who did Elimination Communication. I thought they were utterly insane, even though I myself used cloth diapers and was a full-on Attachment Parenting devotee. Then…

I'm impressed that Rory managed to get through fifty-four seconds of an episode without dying! I thought for sure he would keel over at the end from poisoned wine.

I'm pretty sure that any real, even if exaggerated, fear of clowns is related in large part to It. Blame Stephen King.

Traditionally, I believe women said they would "love, honor, and obey" their husband, and the man just said, "love and honor" his wife.

In my town, buses now actually drive up to your house or to the end of the street if there are several kids within a block or so—lots of kids don't really walk to a bus stop anymore. I think that's becoming very common. Insane as that sounds, it makes more sense for parents to be at the bus stop then; they're just…

I thought, "That can't possibly be true. The world is not an awesome enough place for that to be real." And then I Googled, and found this: http://www.enworld.org/forum/media-lounge-miscellaneous-geek-topics/89419-vin-diesel-dame-judi-dench-d-d-minor-riddick-spoilers.html

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. Jezebel, it can be this year's Cake Vs. Pie. PLEASE.

Seriously? Do you happen to have a link or know the author's name? I have two daughters, and I'd seriously like to be able to show that to them when they're angry, rebellious teenagers, so I can be all, "Hey, remember how I changed your diaper forty-five thousand times, and how I let you eat pizza in your bedroom even…