"a frank conversation and hard work"

I think the entire relationship between Kristin Stewart and Pattinson was for publicity, but that she and the director had a very real affair, and that is so awful for his family.

Surely that's not actually true, right? I can't imagine she actually used a U-Haul. If I had her money, I'd have my shit packed up and hauled off in a giant gold carriage pulled by two dozen gorgeous Clydesdales, down the streets of Los Angeles and into the Valley.

Well, then that's an excellent reason to force them to carry and deliver a baby who is going to require massively expensive medical treatment before dying.

As far as I know, that is actually a not-uncommon way of delivering a dead fetus that is far along in gestation. I cannot imagine going through labor and delivery knowing that I was going to deliver my child dead—that is simply overwhelming.

I had two children, in 2006 and 2008, at a military hospital, and both times, the only standard ultrasound was at 19-20 weeks. (They did blood work early on, but no visual screening.) I had dating ultrasounds with both of them because I didn't know when I conceived and basically talked them into it, but those were not…

That really was adorable—he sounded like he didn't even do it to get totally ripped; he just wanted to psyche the other guys out!

That entire cell phone thing didn't even make sense. The entire plot was that she lost her phone and he found it and then they fell in love, but after she lost her phone, they spent the entire scene texting and calling each other to arrange to meet and return it! WTF? That entire thing was freaking awful and a mess.

I saw someone who really looked like him, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't.

I HEARD IT! I totally thought the TARDIS was going to show up. I was so disappointed when it didn't.

Obviously, David Tennant as the Doctor will be lighting the flame. If that doesn't happen, all of space and time will collapse and the universe will end, and nobody wants that—it's so much work to put it all back together again.

MAKE THAT HAPPEN. I would pay to see it in the theater, with $9 popcorn and soda, twice. And buy the tee-shirt.

I worked at several restaurants in high school, none of them chains, and honestly, that was pretty much standard practice. Pretty young women get to be hosts, servers, etc. The few older employees and the teenage boys get to work in the back washing dishes and cooking.

Hmm—an immortal alien trapped inside a human body kind of sounds exactly like the Christian definition of a soul.

Yeah, it's not "suggesting" so much as "bashing you over the head."

"we'll never have to worry about his kids committing violent crimes"

Just so everyone knows, they are in fact representing a couple of male wingnuts—Dan Wildmon and his son, Tim Wildmon—who run the American Family Association, which is a crazy fundamentalist political group that started One Million Moms (and also One Million Dads, who apparently never get any press whatsoever). God…

Err, that should have said "Jupiter's moons." Explaining the story of Europa to her was quite interesting.

My six-year-old recently tried to explain the plot of the The Bible to her four-year-old sister. She flipped through the pages of her illustrated kids Bible that someone gave her, saying:

My daughter was talking one day about her friend, "Oh buy one karate." It took me forever to figure out she was trying to tell me about Obi Wan Kenobi.