Wow, that entire interview was fascinating! I'm so glad you linked it!

Fibrocystic breast disease. Non-lactating mastitis. There are lots of things it can be that are totally harmless. DON'T PANIC. Or at least try not to. Go to a doctor—a real one, not an online one—and get checked out. Try to breathe. Cry if you need to.

Agreed. I worked from home half the time at my last job, and yeah, I missed out on face time and those impromptu meetings where things get decided, but I didn't give a shit: Getting to skip hours of commuting, not living my life in a cubicle, and working in my pajamas were far, far more important to me.

You can find these for deeper pans as well—Crate and Barrel and Williams-Sonoma both have them. I have one that I bought for ten bucks at Wal-Mart like the one pictured, and even though it only holds thin pans (and one tall one on the top), I love it beyond all reason.

My pediatrician's office offered to give my two kids the flu vaccine three years ago that had thimerosol in it. Although I'm an absolute believer in vaccines and my kids have all of theirs, we skipped that one. Now that we use a pediatrician that has thimerosol-free flu shots, they get them.

Me five! Ten years last month.

I completely don't understand that. The Chinese government wouldn't pony up to buy them organic meat while they are traveling? Seriously? That seems insane.

She hasn't mentioned it, so I don't think so, but I think it's small enough to walk to the grocery store and stuff. She did have to buy half a dozen abayas to wear out, which apparently is quite an odd experience, from what she's said. She also was provided with a sort of host family, the father of whom is her legal…

I expanded, and then I laughed really really hard. That was so worth it.

The first time my husband says, "Honey, I want to get you all warmed up and hot to trot before we do it; therefore, you need to rub my dick with your feet," he's going to get popped in the face with my foot.

I have an acquaintance who recently moved from the United States to Saudi Arabia by herself for work. She mentioned on Facebook that her company is providing her with a car and driver. I was absolutely aghast at the number of people who said, "Wow, that's awesome! Congratulations!" Even after she pointed out, "They're…

Me three! Fistbumps all around.

Also, it doesn't help much if the original poster *is* the troll. He or she can delete any comments that try to fight the trolling and leave the original bullshit up.

I had no idea what you were talking about, so I Googled and...I NEED ONE. That looks amazing. It does look like it might be a bit of a balancing act, though; I hope you get that worked out and that it's worth $400!

You laugh, but Google "dolphin birth." You will not be disappointed by the insanity that follows.

Yes, exorcisms go way, way up the chain of command—I think the Vatican actually has to approve them after a long investigation. I doubt even a Cardinal could approve one officially by himself.

I had to check, and there is definitely a porn parody of The Exorcist, but I didn't find any other exorcism porn videos as such.

Congratulations: You're as bad as a drunk driver. I hope you don't kill anyone before you figure out how dangerous your "multi-tasking" is.

I went to UCSB, which at the time was the cheapest university in the UC system, and I got a damned awesome education. My alma mater had (and still has) more Nobel-Prize-winning professors than Berkeley or UCLA and a brand-new Institute of Theoretical Physics. Price is definitely not the best indicator of what makes a…

You had epilepsy as a kid? Did you discover a cure? Because you should really share that with the rest of us.