If only this were an actual business for them instead of just a very, very expensive hobby that they are pretending is a business to get a massive tax deduction while doing something fun.

I can only imagine that the horse has his own helicopter for traveling to his shows.

Exactly. There's nothing wrong with being rich—wouldn't we all like to be rich? But being smarmy and fake and so incredibly dishonest about it is what people detest about him.

I laughed out loud, but now I feel badly about it, because that really is terribly sad. But still funny. I imagine Mitt Romney would just ask you why you don't record the loss as some sort of tax deduction, get it all back as a giant refund, and buy yourself a nice, new house someplace with better real estate values…

I thought that picture must be fake, so I Googled "nuns for choice," and discovered some amazing nuns! The main one seems to be Sister Donna Quinn, who not only is pro-choice, but is an abortion clinic escort in Illinois! I also found a whole order of over a hundred nuns in Wisconsin who signed the petition to recall…

Jezebel, you completely need to steal the phrase "the Let Them Eat Cake Bakery" and start using it in all political posts. It's utter brilliance.

I absolutely read that as "prays about being toasted properly, and that his penis don't run out of ink," and I thought it was referring to getting well and truly drunk and still being able to get an erection.

Your friend Angela is a genuine genius. Do you think she would mind if I borrowed her phrase?

I thought "ankle bracelet," and then I thought, "Lindsay Lohan should totally get a pair of these to show she can laugh at herself," and then I felt a little bad about thinking of her so quickly.

NEVER. Never say "could of." Gag. My most hated is "try and." As in, "I'm going to try and go to the grocery store today." It's "try to," damn it! Unless you already know you're going to try to do it and that you're doing to succeed, in which case, there's no need to tell us about the trying bit.

My four-year-old is completely on schedule, and last month, she received four injections at once. It really, really sucked. And she was miserable and feverish for three freaking days.

:sigh. When I was an RN student doing a day on a labor and delivery unit, I requested to care for a patient (and her husband and baby) who had desired and had an unmedicated birth with a doula. That is *very* rare in the rural South where we live, and the nurse who gladly let me take that patient off her hands said,…

Why don't you give a fever reducer after vaccinations? I've always been told to give my kids Tylenol if they get that low-grade post-shots fever.

Just you wait—when it's a 40-pound six-year-old who is screaming and begging you not to make her get shots and trying to run away, it's a lot more painful. Especially when she is still bringing it up months later every time she doesn't want to do something: "You want me to clean my room? But you already made me get…

OMG. I am laughing so, so much right now. That is brilliant.

Double chiming in to agree; I've seen quite a few people on here who don't seem to realize that there is a MASSIVE difference between a CNM and a lay midwife. A CNM is a registered nurse with years of advanced education who specializes in pregnancy, childbirth, and postnatal care. A lay midwife is, well, not.

Yes, baby boys (and girls) have visible sex organs normally, but maybe his were underdeveloped or abnormally formed.

There are forty Olympic sports that are men's only? Is that for real? I thought the ski jump was the only one left! That is insane.

I'm surprised it's not—he has publicly supported her from the first time this started getting press.

They look basically exactly like Stephenie Meyer described them in the book, which just illustrates how crappy and predictably racist the writing in the book is.