I'm American, and even I could tell that accent was just appalling. I actually thought he was pretending to have some kind of speech impediment for a minute.

I would definitely rent it—the special effects were pretty cool, and Charlize Theron is always worth watch, in my opinion. There were some stupid plot points that didn't make much sense, but it was entertaining, and you can have a hearty laugh at Chris Hemsworth's and Kristin Stewart's attempts to deliver incredibly…

It was a pretty crappily written and plotted movie, even before you include Kristen Stewart and Chris Hemsworth's awful acting, so I don't think you can blame it all on her. However, I think they made very clear that Snow White wasn't supposed to be actually more beautiful than the queen; she was "fairer" because she…

The reek of pretentious hipsterism is actually coming out of my computer. I'm going to have to Febreeze my bedroom.

I've never found him even remotely attractive before and have been completely baffled at what people see in him, until this photo. He looks a hundred times better with all that ratty hair shaved off. To each their own, I suppose! :)

Don't forget my very favorite, Lazy College Senior. That one is nothing but utter, perfect brilliance.

The use of your shortened screenname plus your parents is kind of weird and freaking me out a little. ;)

Seriously, Stockard Channing is a genius in anything she does, but her Rizzo really holds a special place in my heart.

ALWAYS. Also, if you have any of the following words, search for all three of them: "paternal," "parental," and "prenatal."

That is for the entire district, not just one school, apparently.

Oh God. That would kill me. I would seriously ask the school to replace it.

Yeah, there's no way to tell whose at fault here. If the printer sent them a blueline with the typo and they approved it, then the school is at fault. But it could very well be the printer. I once worked for a publishing company, and we did a run of 40,000 copies of a new book. The book and cover were perfect at the…

They are talking about the Staples Center, the gigantic, fancy sports arena in Los Angeles.

"Meritocracy": Ha ha ha! That was the funniest part of your whole comment! Brilliant.

Laura Bush was so not-outspoken that despite having her as my First Lady for eight years, I literally have no idea what her voice sounds like. Also, if I saw her on the street, I would not recognize her. She is probably a nice, decent person; by all accounts, she is very friendly and intelligent (other than the whole…

There is a Reasoning with Vampires for 50 Shades of Gray? That makes me really, really happy.

That's a joke, right? Please tell me that isn't serious.

She's a freaking mathematical genius—I hate that that didn't get mentioned here. Perhaps Jez assumes that we all know how amazing she is. I see her books in bookstores all the time, and I can't wait until my girls are old enough for them.

I always assumed Nancy Drew was not very heterosexual herself. At least, 12-year-old me really, really hoped that. :)

That thought crossed my mind—perhaps that's what he meant and I should give him the benefit of the doubt.