Why does that dress have what appears to be a uterus window?

I didn't read it at 15 either, and I never have, because I was worried it was one of those "you have to be a teenager" kind of books and I didn't want to be disappointed, but this looks pretty charming—I laughed aloud at that slut-and-the-falcon line too. I'll have to pick it up!

I was actually wondering if IUDs would be included. After all, Mirenas have hormones in them. Am I growing intersex fish with my estrogen/progestin-having, no-baby-making pee?

LOL! I've seen you on here long enough to believe that. :) And I'll have to watch that movie because I love him that much, although I generally avoid "cult art house films" like the Dickens, because they are 99% pretentious suckiness and 1% gratutitous naked tits. I prefer my naked tits to be totally nongratuitous.

Someone please give this lady a star: This comment deserves it.

Lord, he was the best part of that show for at least a full season. I would have paid a thousand dollars to see him and Christian Troy have mad hot sexy times. Actually, I still would. Julian McMahon, Peter Dinklage, could you make that happen? I will totally go see it in the theater, like, twice. And then buy the…

That gif is brilliant and mesmerizing. Dear God, I wish there was some way to get David Tennant back as the Doctor.

I have that issue with Jon Hamm as well, and additionally, Ryan Gosling. I just don't get it.

Do you have any idea when Season 2 will be on Netflix? I have been DYING for it!

I've seen that picture all over the Internet lately—does anyone know if it's actually real? I really want it to be real and not just PhotoShop.

Meh. Hipster Queenjulie was lusting after Dinklage back when he was seducing Julia McNamara.

I would totally join you. There is nothing weird about that—books are sexy!

Oh, I totally misunderstood that—I thought they bought it and were drinking it on the way back when they got pulled over.

I WANT THIS. But I need to know what kind of books it makes you smell like, precisely. Since the article says "a freshly printed book," I'll assume it doesn't smell like the dusty, papery smell of wonderful used bookstores. But does it smell like the shiny, sleek paper of a brand-new textbook? Or the cheap, dry smell…

Well, she and her boyfriend bought beer together, and he got so drunk that he got an aggravated DUI. If she had been sober, wouldn't she have driven instead of him? I know that takes logic, but surely she wouldn't have been that stupid. All that aside, alcohol is no excuse for driving while stoned—getting high impairs…

Yikes! Yeah, I was told not to use a menstrual cup with them because of the suction issue, but I assumed there was no way to miss noticing a copper wire being sucked out of my uterus! Horrifying. And I've had an ultrasound done—it's definitely still in there, or was as of a year ago, and since I'm not having periods…

LOL. That was the funniest thing I've read in the Gawkerverse in ages.

Actually, only about 25% of people do not have a landline at all (but it's about 50% for people in their early 20s, so if that's your age, it might seem like more to you). That said, I completely agree that telephone polls are heavily biased based on their landline-only issue.

I am watching Star Wars right this second, and this made it really, really funny.

Were you actually pregnant? Did it actually fall out and you didn't realize it? I've convinced myself that if it actually came out, there's no way I wouldn't feel it.