Where do you live? I want to see that!

Seriously, those are blinding and incomprehensible. I can see how they might "pop" for a design job, but for any other type of job, they seem confusing and awful.

Not along the edge where the door meets the washer—mine is full of mold and nastiness. And now that I'm thoroughly grossed out, I'm going to go spray it with bleach.

Men With Pens owner James Chartrand (who is actually a woman writing under a pseudonym) showed how clear that separation is by gender as well.

"'Why don't you just adopt' is a crock of judgmental shit. This bears repeating."

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Zuckerberg? That was my first guess, but I wasn't sure! Thank you!

Not realizing that you meant "Super 8" when you wrote "8 mm" made this the oddest Jez thread I have seen in ages.

Jezzie help: If you scroll through Texts from Hillary a bit, there's one with a guy in a tee-shirt texting, "Guess what I just bought?" and Hillary responding, "A shirt with a big boy collar?" Who is the guy in the picture? I have no idea who it is, and I imagine it's even more funny if you are in the know.

I am totally on board with this being the tiny, quiet, stealthy first steps of Hillary 2016.

Of course! All Jezzies are welcome. You bring the nachos, I'll bring the good beer, and we'll watch Colbert together!

Totally promoted for referencing the best version of Cinderella of all time.

A few years back, I discovered that my teenage nephew had never heard of U2. I almost died of old age on the spot.

WHY AM I NOT HER BEST FRIEND?!! Sorry for the caps, but seriously, WHY NOT?! Hillary, call me! I'm really funny when I'm drunk and will totally come pick you up if your car runs out of gas. You, me, Michelle? We would be the shit.

There's no "little" about it; this is insanely, over-the-top, horrifyingly tacky.

Enough to make you unstable enough to stab someone you (presumably) love very much. It doesn't say in the article, but if the baby she miscarried was his, she might have been irrational enough to blame him for the death of a second child, after her other one died as a newborn.

Just came here to say this! It makes a gorgeous crown molding, which is generally very impressive if you're trying to spruce up your house before selling.

Oh, I totally agree. Making a big emotional commitment is probably not the healthiest thing right now for someone who has lost so much and done something so awful.

Having a baby die and then a miscarriage a few months later aren't enough?

Am I the only one who doesn't think it's totally weird that he is still in love with her? Her child died, and then she got pregnant again, and then that fetus died too, just before the anniversary of her first baby's death. She certainly needs help, maybe even some time in a psychiatric facility, until she can handle …