I imagine that's because Bella wears sweatpants at every possible opportunity.

I was almost all the way through this trailer before I figured out which person was supposed to be Dean Moriarty. I'm thinking that means it's not a terribly effective marketing tool. Also, it makes the movie look boring as hell, although they did manage to get Kristen Stewart to smile, so there's a positive point…

I was just flipping through their blog, and I was thinking that they actually sound less crazy and slightly nicer to their kids than the Duggars, and then I got to the long, long post about how much they love Rick Santorum and how three of their sons are volunteering for his campaign.

That math makes feel like a crappy parent. My husband and I work full-time, so we see our two kids for about 1 hour in the morning before we take them to school and day care. We pick them up at 4:30 p.m. and they go to bed at 8:00 p.m. because they are little. So we get about 4 1/2 hours with two kids—or about two…

Since you're already been promoted, I'll add: Are you seriously commenting on the width of a toddler's legs? Seriously?

I am 34, and I'm in love with those shoes.

Promoting for hilarity. Welcome!

I thought the sewing room predated the man cave by about a hundred years.

I was totally looking for that one! I'm kind of glad they skipped it, or else it would be haunting my nightmares tonight.

That's the point—the parents cannot sue if the baby dies as a result of the birth defect; the law is intended to make sure they have no legal recourse. I can't imagine that's legal, and it's certainly unethical to withhold needed information from your patients, but Arizona isn't going to let that stop them!

My God, those stupid finger brushes. My kid bit me so hard one time that she actually drew blood THROUGH the rubber finger brush.

I was going to go with Quiverful cult leader, but Mormon will work too.

George Bush sells you weed? Awesome! ;)

I would have wanted to read her book just because Rush Limbaugh hates it, but happily, it sounds fascinating, rage-inducingly inspiring, and awesome! I can't wait to get it!

Righto. I am not into reclaiming "bitch" or any other word—I just don't think it really works—but I understand that some women feel that way and use it to mean "strong," "assertive," etc., and that's fine with me. But someone using it as an insult meaning something small, useless, and hateful? No.

I loved it right up until the last word, and then he lost me.

Good Lord, I could not have loved Waiting any more if I tried. Four years of working in cheap, local restaurants, and it perfectly encapsulated my life.

I would hire you based on being #TeamCake alone. Clearly, you are a good person.

The mention of the dental industry is well worth promoting; I'm surprised it wan't discussed in the article. The idea that dentists always know what's going on in a person's mouth is a joke; NPR's story on the irrational way we handle dental care was fascinating ([www.npr.org]). According to the interview, a study…

Does that make it okay?