'My' in the sense of the flat I live in, at a heavily discounted rate. It belongs to a friend of mine who's so wealthy, he once forgot about an entire house he owned.

"Get out of the square mile" – that means he's a member of the City of London Police force, rather than the Metropolitan Police that preside over the rest of London. The City of London Police are proper, old-school policeman, silly hats and all. If he'd done this anywhere else in London, the Met would have have him in…

All of England uses MPH. English measures. They even use Gallons (UK), crazy talk, I know.

Hey - sorry my gifs aren't as good as you'd like! I'm limited by two things: The need to keep them ~4MB, since I don't want to overload people's browsers or the site, and my own still-in-progress giffing skills. I've gotten better at making gifs than I was a year ago, but I still have plenty to learn—I'm a writer, not…

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You know if he killed someone by his stupid actions he will be executed (beheading in public).

It's a shame none of them crashed.

Jesus, Bernie ... Just fucking die already.

Dear Bernie,

In other news, water is still wet, fire is still hot, Elvis is still dead, etc...

If you zoom back just enough you get ......omg its Jesus

more like napalm to a tickle fest......

He was a bit of a dick when he waved the hand at 1:31. He should expect slow moving traffic in his way when you bring a gun to a slap fight.

If I were that guy, the last thing I would be giving a shit about is the other two drivers. I'd be too busy dealing with the realization that my pants are now full of crap.

You, evil man.

Now that I got my serious post out of the way....