Because the KC defense is far and away the worst in football. No NFL team should score 40 and lose, but, here we are. 

Seriously. There’s more info in the first five comments than there is in this article. 

Michael Irvin: 750 receptions for 11,904 yards and 65 touchdowns.
Steve Smith: 1,031 for 14,731 and 81 touchdowns.

You’re a stupid son of a bitch who’s chosen to ignore all the real issues and stick with “well the cops I see right in front of my face do their jobs and the world is scary therefore cops are awesome.”

I’m jumping to the 49ers the SECOND Brady retires. Jimmy Christ is OUR quarterback no matter what, and I’m not sticking around for the shitshow.

with Martavis, he missed some practice, a lot of practice time with minor ailments, and guys just came in and competed. And at the end of the day, the guys we rewarded were the guys who came to work every day

Our city, aside from Boston, has had the best sports run of the 21st century. The Steelers and Penguins have reached 7 championship games/series, winning 5 of them. Our teams have spent the last 18 years stuffed with superstars and are almost always in contention. We’ve had more success during this time period than…

They take batteries? That sucks. PS4 roolz I guess. 

I remember his draft. DAL at 31, BAL at 32, and I’m a Ravens fan. Dallas had the next to last pick in the first round and desperately needed DB help, but BAL just lost Ed Reed and I really wanted the same: and can’t-miss superstar Matt Elam was still on the board. I was sure Dallas was going to snake him and doom the…

December 2013 ... And so the Ravens - a team with nothing to play for

Every year, this team finds a way and interesting way to get fucked by a quirk in the NFL rulebook.

You are *literally* using Nazi logic

Seriously, how is this still a program. How does Penn State football still exist in this universe. It’s disgusting.

You watching Hard Knocks? It seems like only Landry cares. He gave a 5-minute motivational speech to the WR room and most of them had their hoods up and were staring at the floor. I’m like, sure, maybe they’re tired after a day of practice, but that was the least fucks given room I’ve seen since my last sales call.

If he set a “basketball-like pick” on that play he would have been run the fuck over. All of us would have just read an article about how soft he is, what a diva he is, and how he’s not a team player or true football guy. He also would have been run over and failed at his task.

Henckels Twin Pro S chef’s knife. The most affordable of their “real" knives, and still as good as it gets. If you have to only own one knife this is it, absolutely. It will last an entire lifetime, and your kids’ lifetimes, and it does everything.

Henckels Twin Pro S chef’s knife. The most affordable of their “real" knives, and still as good as it gets. If you…

I *just* got this last week. Got excited to get stoned and kill dozens of hours meditatively meandering around the universe (I have cancer so, “medicine” and time are two things I have in abundance). Anyway I’m like 7 hours in and I want to set the disc on fire. I built the warp drive but need fuel I think, and I…

Bitty Coyne? I can tell you what she isn’t: a member at Augusta.

It’s legal, if you’re rich enough, or carefully enough obscured behind the legal fiction of a hedge fund or corporation, to borrow vast sums of money, purchase a company with it, and then simply pass that debt along to the people who do the company’s work and make its products, by stripping their jobs so you can…

“On May 30, 1922, the Cubs won the opening game of a day/night doubleheader against the Cardinals and one of their outfielders, Max Flack, went home to grab lunch (he lived three blocks from Wrigley). He returned to the Cubs clubhouse for the evening game to find out he’d been traded to the Cardinals for one of their…