ChrisMSF
ChrisMSF
ChrisMSF

The team the Yorks deserve. This is beautiful, and I’m sad the Jets are around to be even worse and take some of the heat off of everything happening in Santa Clara.

He also did that in like 2.5 quarters of play, as he was out for a big chunk of the game with a migraine. So had he stayed in he might have thrown for 275 and 5 picks, which is....better?

1) Eli will be the worst QB in the NFL Hall of Fame

Everyone associated, now and forever, with any ex-Gawker assets, as the AV Club now is, is contractually obligated to pretend that posting and re-posting a stolen sex tape without consent of the parties involved in order to kink-shame and humiliate a barely famous person was the height of journalistic integrity, and

My father in law passed and now I get to help move his “collection.” A half dozens cars that haven’t run in decades and never will again, and have no collector value beyond his hoarder mentality. And I say this as a former editor of a major car magazine and a guy with a handful of hot rods in his garage: sometimes,

He did a VERY bad job of making his point — but, at least in its early stages, I think the point he wanted to make was actually valid. Jemele is a journalist, and phrases like “white supremacist” are incendiary. And what I think he was saying is that as a journalist, right or wrong about an incendiary statement, you

Stop treating sports teams as anything more than a business selling you a product.

Washed up = he proved himself to be the #2-3 best player in the league and won a Finals MVP. But okay, washed up.

Honestly, I can’t believe there’s not a group of people that go and find these cops. The guy that killed Phil, the guy that killed Tamir, the guy that killed John Crawford, the woman that killed Terrence Crutcher, and dozens (hundreds, thousands...) more...like, I’m not advocating this, but in a country where people

The Stick was a shitty Modern Sports Experience. It was a fucking awesome place to watch football. It especially meshed perfectly with the persona of the Harbaugh team, and beating the other guys’ asses with strength (that D) and speed (Kaep) in a place brimming with history and devoid of pretension was a thing of

No, the stadium would not sell out if the team were winning. It sucks to get there, it sucks to leave, it sucks to be there, it’s inordinately expensive, the nearby population doesn’t much care, those that do care are insulted by the move, etc. Everything about that stadium has the locals furious. Fuck it, and fuck

Your middle aged, midwestern, white privilege is in fact showing: if there were other jobs to be had these people would not be working at a damned Pizza Hut.  

So reposting Reddit fan theories is “content” now. Ok.

Kaep opted out because he knew he would be cut - opting out only allowed him to start free agency earlier. Niners GM Lynch confirmed as much. Google it, dumbass: he didn’t “quit his job,” he just started his job hunt sooner 

And why are players playing? Because they aren’t protesting the NFL, they simply have an issue

What’s the thing that looks like a flashlight? Is this a homemade projector?

Back in the day you used to be able to hack DirecTV, with the right computer parts and software you could cobble together a box that gave you every damn channel possible (all international sports, all PPV content, movies, porn)...this looks

Amazon is one of America’s larges and most succesful corporations.

Brady has had accuracy issues and a noodle arm for years. There’s a reason 90% of his pass plays are that same goddamn double crossing route.

You seriously think the Rams are going to win 3 more games than Baltimore, Arizona, or Dallas. Whoa.

People are arguing with him all day, but all we have to ask him is...how many people were detained, cuffed, and had a gun to their back of their head (not even addressing what I’m sure is a very by-the-book “I’m going to fucking kill you”)? Seems like that count is one. One person. The big black guy. Every other