If I had a nickel for every admission of ignorance, bad advice, ill-informed suggestion, and flat-out lie I’ve heard from Best Buy associates [...] Don’t get me wrong, there are some knowledgeable and passionate Best Buy associates out there, but they’re a minority 

I’m no Best Buy fan, but I did get a 65-inch LG OLED for half price because I went to the store and rooted around...and didn’t care that someone else had bought it first. Now I’m basking the glory for the budget of something far inferior. Right on, actual store.

I think he might just stick it to his dad

Jeff Sessions is (on paper at least) America’s number-one lawyer and LEO...and he was flustered past control* at his hearing. Junior is a moron assclown, and will be metaphorically prison raped by this panel. The literal prison rape comes later.

* - however, he could have just been insulted a black woman had the…

Because their “superfans” are the biggest collection of self important jagoffs in the NFL. Guys like Dr .Death and that clown in the gorilla costume who honestly think the Raiders are impressed by their dedication to a team that’s been dogshit for 80 percent of its time back in Oakland

Asked before reading. Delete my dumb comment.

But calling a guy from a for-profit Arizona Christian school a “professor” is like calling almond juice “milk.” It’s functionally close enough for people of a specific mental disposition who collectively allowed their own delusion, but you have to ignore the basic rules to pretend that’s what’s happening.

Note that the apples now come from Washington instead of New Zealand.

Exactly, thank you — the show has now shown us that only the single worst person alive still wants to play that game. Well, what’s that tell you about the game?

This is not a team that had any urgent need for Colin Kaepernick on the roster

This is literally the point of the entire show

I thought about that one, and googled the spelling so some nerds didn’t break out in hives, and found out that’s a nickname, not an actual name, so [throws self out window instead of finishing this sentence].

Ha! Yeah, I never did pick up the individual issues. Poseur status confirmed.

Definitely a stupid name, but second-tier stupid to crap like Jizz Wailers and all.

Thankfully, Katharine Trendacosta happened to have a copy of the seminal graphic novel by Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons, and John Higgins close at hand.

Is that a Third Eye Blind lyric? This means war.

Stupidest name in a series full of really, really stupid names. Wait, no, sorry, Darth Sidious was. Wait no sorry, General Grievous was. Wait no sorry, squid people from Mon Calamari is. Wait no sorry...

That is maybe the worst quarter window in automotive history. A clunky black trapezoid set against two curves. What an ugly fucking car.

He is, objectively, better than a handful of starting quarterbacks. He’d be a clear and immediate upgrade in NYJ, CHI, DEN, LAR, JAX, and HOU. At this point in career he’d probably beat out Alex Smith and Eli Manning for their jobs. Cian Fahey made the case that Kaep was better than Flacco. That’s at least 9…

This is disgusting, abhorrent, criminal behavior. By which I mean $1,050 for a bottle of fucking Patron.