He’ll be grateful if anyone has any ideas to make him stop feeling persecuted.

“Hey let’s use some stolen shit to generate page clicks.” I mean, it worked so well for Nick Denton.

But seriously, fuck you guys.

If there was such a thing as a literate Colts fan someone would have referenced Howl, like “I saw the best arms of our generation destroyed by GM madness, drooling hysterical sacked.” But there’s no such thing as a literate Colts fan.

Also: look at some of these MLB infielders. Short, scrawny guys. Tiny guys. If they can hit 2-10 HRs a year off MLB pitchers, anyone in decent shape can do the same. Maybe you gotta hope for a 310-foot left field somewhere, but hey.

I have hit home runs in minor league ballparks. I’m about 5' 11" on a good day, and at the time was a reasonably in-shape but not-yoked 22-23-year-old. Think “JUCO linebacker” or something for a body type: I used to carry beer kegs up stairs by myself but probably couldn’t run a 5-second 40. I was reasonably athletic,…

Some Marylanders fought for the South. More fought for the Union. But the state’s positioning during the war was...mixed.

Short answer: it kinda was. Mostly Union, a little Southern. Marylanders DID fight for the Confederacy, albeit fewer than fought Union.

Lived in Queen Anne’s County for 15 years. Can confirm.

If I see one more goddamn story like this, I will plant a Gjallarhorn in someone’s asshole

I hope it’s a Ferrari paint code too. Use their actual red. Come and get your ass kicked, Ferrari. :)

God I love the GT40.

Except re: Deflategate, there was direct and known evidence of Brady failing to cooperate. He stonewalled them and destoyed phones for chrissakes. That’s what he was punished for.

Hey now: there’s a Claire’s, too.

The Mall. You know which one.

Dispensaries and weed cards are for white people with money.

For North Korea, threatening to use nukes and insisting on maintaining them isn’t the thinking of crazy state actors. It is a rational but extreme approach to survival.

And “most legal experts” don’t matter. It’s the DoJ OLC that does, and that office has held for decades that a sitting president cannot be prosecuted or even indicted while in office.

When it comes to who people love, when one of those people isn’t you yourself, I feel like “apathy” isn’t a bad place to be.

Yeah, it was the West Coast division of the one Hillary kept under the pizza shot. You batshit insane dingbat.

Good god, like every take in here is complete horseshit.

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