He’ll be grateful if anyone has any ideas to make him stop feeling persecuted.

“Hey let’s use some stolen shit to generate page clicks.” I mean, it worked so well for Nick Denton.

But seriously, fuck you guys.

If there was such a thing as a literate Colts fan someone would have referenced Howl, like “I saw the best arms of our generation destroyed by GM madness, drooling hysterical sacked.” But there’s no such thing as a literate Colts fan.

Also: look at some of these MLB infielders. Short, scrawny guys. Tiny guys. If they can hit 2-10 HRs a year off MLB pitchers, anyone in decent shape can do the same. Maybe you gotta hope for a 310-foot left field somewhere, but hey.

I have hit home runs in minor league ballparks. I’m about 5' 11" on a good day, and at the time was a reasonably in-shape but not-yoked 22-23-year-old. Think “JUCO linebacker” or something for a body type: I used to carry beer kegs up stairs by myself but probably couldn’t run a 5-second 40. I was reasonably athletic,…

Some shows are The Wire or Deadwood. Many shows are not. Many shows that are not great are highly, highly entertaining to a great number of people.

Some Marylanders fought for the South. More fought for the Union. But the state’s positioning during the war was...mixed.

Short answer: it kinda was. Mostly Union, a little Southern. Marylanders DID fight for the Confederacy, albeit fewer than fought Union.

Lived in Queen Anne’s County for 15 years. Can confirm.

If I see one more goddamn story like this, I will plant a Gjallarhorn in someone’s asshole

I hope it’s a Ferrari paint code too. Use their actual red. Come and get your ass kicked, Ferrari. :)

God I love the GT40.

As much as Nazis are scumbags they have as much of a right to a fair trail as the rest of us.

I would refer Damigo and Bristow to the precedent set in Biafra vs. Worled, et al.,in which case it was found that Nazi punks can fuck off.

Except re: Deflategate, there was direct and known evidence of Brady failing to cooperate. He stonewalled them and destoyed phones for chrissakes. That’s what he was punished for.

Hey now: there’s a Claire’s, too.

Which begs the question...why isn’t Bran intervening? He could be sitting there with his sisters going, oh hey Arya I know your deal so go kill Littlefinger right now, and hey our brother Jon is really our cousin Johnaerys Targaryen cool huh, and Lyanna wasn’t kidnapped so we can forget about the Rebellion is was…

The Mall. You know which one.

Let’s hope it’s Jabroni and the Night King freezes some lake solid, and they settle the war with an epic hockey game.

Agreed. I only watch the show, never read the books, but it would seem like the only people that knew of how Ned came to take custody of John would have been him and his buddy at the Tower of Joy, Howland Reed. Who is presumably still alive and keeping that secret: but even his knowledge may be incomplete. Well, and…

In the game of thrones, “something was stolen from me/my family and i’m the right person to steal it back” is perfectly viable.