He would, objectively, beat all three. None of those are starting-caliber QBs.

People still joke about McNabb not understanding the rules about overtime and a tie game: and I’ll take a confused, vomiting Donovan McNabb over any incarnation of Dan Orlovsky every single day of the week forever and ever amen.

Clearly CK is better than several current starters but I doubt he’d be interested in a QB3 job.

And when various NFL owners see the astonishing wrecking of said shit, at what point do they suck it up and try to get him to come back?

That’s when Louisiana police commit egregious human rights violations, which is frequent. In Baltimore we’d serve a Corruption Crabcake, or possibly a pit beef sandwich of ineptitude and deceit.

Lol GTFO. “People from Romania are dirty weirdos” is a trope/stereotype now? Come on. Link me to some pop culture that shits on Romania.

When did the term become “Roma” though, is it not “Romanian?”

There are dozens of cases of people (note: always brown or black) with cash the police simply decided was suspicious, and they took it until a court told them otherwise. Families driving across the county to buy a used car with like $5k in cash, “convince me you have a legal reason for that money,” says the cop. As if…

No criminal should be allowed to keep the proceeds of their crime.

Nothing makes you feel cool like shifting a gated manual, even an older one that you have to be patient with. When changing gears has a satisfying soundtrack, the whole driving experience is elevated.

Can he reach his own dick, around and under his midsection? Or does he have some device for that, like Homer’s dialing wand but with a silicone something on the end?

Like an old-growth tree that moves pitifully slow compared to the deadly encroachments of climate change, the Democratic Party establishment is now bumbling about in search of where to go now.

Kirk’s not a shitty quarterback.

Stannis made the point that there was nothing to eat on Dragonstone. They’d boiled the books and eaten all the seagulls and dogs and horses and whatever. So maybe everyone knew they’d have no food? Which begs the question of how Dany plans on feeding an army of like 10,000 people...

First graph:

Is the thing pictured above the single most useless gun in the world? Is that a sawed-off shotgun with a scope and a bipod? That’s like putting a jet engine on a jeep. But bolting all that shit to your stupid little gun sure does make it look like you’re really tough and really mean business.

...but a full-strength Warriors squad (Steph’s knee, Darymond’s suspension, Iggy’s back or shoulder or was it both, and whatever shape-shifting evil spirits came out in Harrison Barnes and Shaun Livingston costumes for the last few games) absolutely rolls that Cavs squad, and everyone knows it. I mean, that whole…

I’m not a Lebron fan at all, but nobody can argue he isn’t great, and when you put that much work in you want to win. I don’t think it’s any more complicated than that. So he looks around and is like, do I see a path to winning here, and if that’s a no, well, it’s not a path for him.

Counterpoint: Cousins is hot, wet garbage and I love watching the Washington Football Club waste what small window they have/had with his arm. Rumors in SF today were the Niners were making some kind of trade play, but I guess that’s impossible now that the deadline has passed.

Check out these breakdown from Cian…

I can’t even remember which trial it was, because there are so many — maybe Slager, for Walter Scott? — but a mistrial was recently declared because 1 or 2 jurors were unshakable in their thought that they could never convict a police officer of wrongdoing, for any reason, ever, because cops are good and wonderful and…

Especially now! If you’re gonna boot a GM, why give them another draft? Kick them out in February and let the new regime get to work with personnel of their choosing.