Nothing makes you feel cool like shifting a gated manual, even an older one that you have to be patient with. When changing gears has a satisfying soundtrack, the whole driving experience is elevated.

Can he reach his own dick, around and under his midsection? Or does he have some device for that, like Homer’s dialing wand but with a silicone something on the end?

Like an old-growth tree that moves pitifully slow compared to the deadly encroachments of climate change, the Democratic Party establishment is now bumbling about in search of where to go now.

Kirk’s not a shitty quarterback.

Stannis made the point that there was nothing to eat on Dragonstone. They’d boiled the books and eaten all the seagulls and dogs and horses and whatever. So maybe everyone knew they’d have no food? Which begs the question of how Dany plans on feeding an army of like 10,000 people...

First graph:

Is the thing pictured above the single most useless gun in the world? Is that a sawed-off shotgun with a scope and a bipod? That’s like putting a jet engine on a jeep. But bolting all that shit to your stupid little gun sure does make it look like you’re really tough and really mean business.

...but a full-strength Warriors squad (Steph’s knee, Darymond’s suspension, Iggy’s back or shoulder or was it both, and whatever shape-shifting evil spirits came out in Harrison Barnes and Shaun Livingston costumes for the last few games) absolutely rolls that Cavs squad, and everyone knows it. I mean, that whole…

I’m not a Lebron fan at all, but nobody can argue he isn’t great, and when you put that much work in you want to win. I don’t think it’s any more complicated than that. So he looks around and is like, do I see a path to winning here, and if that’s a no, well, it’s not a path for him.

Counterpoint: Cousins is hot, wet garbage and I love watching the Washington Football Club waste what small window they have/had with his arm. Rumors in SF today were the Niners were making some kind of trade play, but I guess that’s impossible now that the deadline has passed.

Check out these breakdown from Cian…

I can’t even remember which trial it was, because there are so many — maybe Slager, for Walter Scott? — but a mistrial was recently declared because 1 or 2 jurors were unshakable in their thought that they could never convict a police officer of wrongdoing, for any reason, ever, because cops are good and wonderful and…

Especially now! If you’re gonna boot a GM, why give them another draft? Kick them out in February and let the new regime get to work with personnel of their choosing.

Note: Richardson reserves the “boy” part of that for only, um, some employees...

He famously eschewed practice.

Yeah, doesn’t it suck when peoples’ values and interests don’t precisely line up with your own! Fuck those people for having interests and passions that aren’t your own! Right? Yeah!

What the hell even is “Niggauns.” How is it even pronounced. What is any of this.

“Part of.”

You only want “more liberty” to act how you want, when you want. That’s not freedom, that’s called being an asshole. Be part of society or GTFO. Seriously: either understand there’s a basic set of rules that don’t encumber your real freedoms, or GTFO and go live in a lean-to in the forest.

That’s the “but America has the best healthcare in the world!” response. Access and theoretical access are not the same things, and proactive compliance with a contract is a very real concern.

Not in a civilized society where such action is always immoral and often illegal. If you want to consider that a restriction on your freedom, or a property crime against your person or some such nonsense, you may: but go live in a shack in the woods and stop using the rods, police, healthcare, internet, and security…