Shower sex is like communism ... great in theory, but in practice, somebody's always left out in the cold.

You'll be amazing during and after pregnancy. I have no idea what you'll look like, but you'll be amazing.

Is it safe? Do you have to download anything virusy or spammy to watch it?

As much as I miss him, I know his story probably doesn't end well. Having sex with random strangers in parks in the 60s and 70s ... we know where that leads. :(

It really, really isn't about size. Really. It's all about moving well and reading your partner to see what works for her.

Oh, poor babies! That breaks my heart.

Why are these poor babies separated from their mommies?

This is going to sound flippant, but I mean it sincerely. Try a Protestant church. Specifically, try a Protestant church that is liberal but values traditional practices - a Presbyterian (PCUSA), United Church of Christ, Disciples of Christ, or Episcopal church in your area may fit the bill.

When I was a teenager, I used to get up and wander in my sleep. I would shower at 3:00 a.m. and the water wouldn't wake me up. My mom was terrified that I would try to drive in my sleep, since I was sixteen and had just gotten my driver's license. Thankfully, I confined my nocturnal wanderings to the bathroom.

Yay, Spanglish! It's such an underrated movie, but there's so much going on there - classism, racism, clashing parenting styles, and then a love story on top of that. I love that movie, and I love my vegetarian version of that sandwich (homemade bread, tofu marinated in soy sauce and liquid smoke, tomato, lettuce, and…

But your father-in-law doesn't rent you out for sex, so ... not such a failure, eh?

My photo keeps getting eaten. *sigh*

This is a heartbreaking and important video. I'll confess that I didn't make it more than halfway through; I was just too sad. Euthanizing perfectly healthy puppies? I can't even imagine ... and to think there are people who call themselves vets who do this.

"You think mutts are inferior? Kiss my ass."

This song's been in my head lately, and I think it applies here.

Look, it's totally fair, okay? If a dude had been lactating, he would've been fired too.

Agreed. That's like enlisting in the army, getting deployed, and then saying, "Oh, I'm not willing to work with any weapons; I'm a pacifist."

Agreed, and replying to spell chlamydia: "K - L - A ..."

Hugs for you (fellow PCOSer here; I get it).

My answer to the question of why I'm not married has always been, "I haven't found someone I hate enough to drag through the process of planning a wedding." Shuts 'em up every time.