I love Shanghai, so so much. It's kind of surreal to be able to see stuff like this and make the claim that I was there and lived in the city for a bit. In one of the pictures you can see a skyscraper with a bit of a hole in it, I was in that sucker. At the time it was the tallest building and looking out from it made…

This is the kind of stuff I hoped would come out for the Kinect. The Kinect, being able to recognize voice, would have been a good tool to not only help you with your pronunciation but also give you something more tangible to interact with. The best way to learn a language is through such interactions but in the…

I eagerly await the fifth rehash of this 'same,' article.

Not going to lie, I'm replying to you right now in the hopes that you'll check it and hear it again. :-D

Holy shit man, are you Stephen Totilo? I thought he was the head editor superhero in chief around here but apparently it's you, Pokahontas McGulgan. Clearly you know as much if not more than the people that are running this thing so fuck man, where are your articles on the main page? What's the office like? Are they…

This might surprise you, and believe it me blew my mind when I realized, but Kotaku, and really, all of the internet, does not exist to make content just for you! Fucking crazy, right? It's like there's millions of people out there with a huge variety of interests that you don't also share.

I mean, fuck man. That's a…

You know, we had a pretty good run all things considered. Video Games, thank you for all that you've done. But I guess I should be going now. You can no longer top yourself and I'm afraid it's all downhill form here. Goodbye Video Games. we'll always have E3!

Kiiiinnjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaa ::shakes fist at the heavens::

So you're saying that it's not a freelance world, yet you yourself have worked for three different companies in a year. Forgive my ignorance, but I'm not following.

Would have been easier to just call Little Caesars.

Could, this be used to teach people about schizophrenia? I'm seeing real potential for use as a learning tool here.

There can be no reform for a man that willingly ended 77 lives. Maybe later in life he can write about how sorry he was for that fact, but that doesn't mean he should ever see the light of freedom again.

While I agree in most cases, the fact still remains that this fuck murdered 77 people. Seventy-seven. In my mind, at that point, they can shove you into a fucking unventilated, unlit, hole in the ground with nothing but slop to eat. It's reprehensible and the kind of crime that has no redemption.

And then they land safely in a pile of hay.

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So, anyone have some wine? I need to drink some wine.

You just need to learn the game. FFT is actually pretty easy. (sorry, I don't want to be that guy, but it really does get easier the more you understand about the systems).

Are you a wizard?

I'll just see myself out...