I identified him as Milton. Obviously he has returned from his tropical paradise and presumably found his red swingline stapler. Nice to see he's doing well.

Grammar scholarships.

Make sure to sign up in my league, folks. My name is The Colin Cowherds, because my team barks at minorities too.

The Olbermann Pinschers

STRUCK PENIS ON SPEAKER BOX

We will never forget.

it's 11:18, and still nobody gives a fuck about your fantasy team.

Are you also at least 60 years old? That first MVP and two bucks will get you a cup of coffee.

Unlike one of his former teammates, at least Gronk will never have to worry about the electric chair.

Man, what a great video. Well done yet again, Mr. Belichick.

After playing a few years in college most players don't need them anymore as their nuts have shrivelled from roiding up.

Too bad that cup fails to protect your body from the insta-douchery that overtook you the day you decided to play lacrosse.

The original 2 Chains

If you want to be festive (and drunk before the first float rolls), I suggest the Bourbonducken: shot of Old Crow poured into a shot of Wild Turkey poured into a shot of Eagle Rare poured into I dunno whatever the Duck Dynasty guys endorse these days.

lol, nothing to insult? deadspin commenters be like

Affirmed.

@VTBen: Post needs more end notes.

@VTBen: +1079 pages

I drafted Orin Incandenza in my copy of Madden Y.D.A.U. and he sent a toy to Gloria James for her son after the Cardinals traveled to play the Browns.