Honestly, I don't understand how feet are supposed to be comfortable in high heels. They're angled so more pressure is in the balls of your feet and your toes get scrunched up, no? I once asked some shoe experts how to wear heels without pain and they were like, just deal with it.

No hooker? Very disappointed that a hooker wasn't involved. My old boss love skanky quasi-hookers.

Yeah, and he implies that the "approachable" coffee is somehow worse/less interesting? Shouldn't all your coffee options be approachable? Because they should all taste good, just different?

This is when.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Almost every post-20-week abortion occurs because there is a catastrophic failure in the pregnancy or defect in the fetus or imminent threat to the life of the mother. Anytime someone says, "Abortions should be banned after 20 weeks because of fetal pain," I hear, "I would rather…

-_- Dear Congress: Hi, person who has a uterus here. I know you don't know much about how reproduction works but let me share a quick story. See, I don't have the lining of my uterus anymore. My uterus is still there, and so are my ovaries and all that, so I ovulate just as much as the next ovary-having person does,…

Several jobs ago, I ordered a sushi appetizer at a nice company dinner. The president/CEO's secretary (who I later learned was having an affair with him) was a woman of extremely limited education and experience, and she was hyper-aware of this fact and constantly paranoid that other people were making fun of her. She…

Another moment of Einstein being wonderful:

Best postscript in a personal letter, ever.

I honestly think Warner Bros of all people has the right take on the debate

The thing is that telling a student that they have to go to the front office to contact a parent about every practice time change, forgotten key/lunch, important date, sickness, reminder, etc is just telling them to waste everyone's time. The front office ladies have more important things to do than call people's…

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

How the fuck is female ejaculation an impairment to 'physical, mental and moral development' and male ejaculation is not?

The real facepalm moment is that it took me all of fifteen seconds while reading this story to come up with an alternate slogan. "Bavarian Black Lager - We'll make your taste buds say the safe word." You even get to keep the specious S&M imagery that way.

This is so awful on so many levels. That these young men's masculinity is so fragile that they 1) feel they have to harass women to prove themselves, 2) can't accept when someone steps in and calls them out on their aggression and behaviour and 3) can't accept that they were doing something wrong, and attack the…

Society wants women to courageously fight back against their attackers and be brutalized doing so because it fuels the media machine that is powered by sexualizing violence against women. They'd rather have a dead martyr than a living victim who might say things that hurt their feelings, because that martyr no longer…

I read that in Invader Zim's voice for some reason. *retreats back to nerd-hole*

Your Dad knows the real deal with cats. They are always plotting. LOL

Her and Notorious RBG are my (wo)mancrushes. They are my imaginary adopted mom and gramma!