"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

How the fuck is female ejaculation an impairment to 'physical, mental and moral development' and male ejaculation is not?

The real facepalm moment is that it took me all of fifteen seconds while reading this story to come up with an alternate slogan. "Bavarian Black Lager - We'll make your taste buds say the safe word." You even get to keep the specious S&M imagery that way.

This is so awful on so many levels. That these young men's masculinity is so fragile that they 1) feel they have to harass women to prove themselves, 2) can't accept when someone steps in and calls them out on their aggression and behaviour and 3) can't accept that they were doing something wrong, and attack the…

Society wants women to courageously fight back against their attackers and be brutalized doing so because it fuels the media machine that is powered by sexualizing violence against women. They'd rather have a dead martyr than a living victim who might say things that hurt their feelings, because that martyr no longer…

I read that in Invader Zim's voice for some reason. *retreats back to nerd-hole*

Your Dad knows the real deal with cats. They are always plotting. LOL

Her and Notorious RBG are my (wo)mancrushes. They are my imaginary adopted mom and gramma!

Gonna just leave this here:

The first time I met one of my husband's cousins, a female who grew up next door to them, the first thing she asked me is what could I possibly have in common with Mr. Bean because he was a huge geek. I'm a huge geek, I replied. "You don't like that Star Wars shit, do you?" she sneered at me. I absolutely adore Star…

At some holiday gathering when I was seven, all the boy cousins insisted on playing a game that appeared to involve swords and riding the dog like a horse, and they wouldn't let the girls play. A relative helpfully suggested that that game was "boy stuff" anyway and we should go play with the girl toys...you know,…

I've always been nerdy through out my life. I bought action figures in the 'boy' isle (biker mice from mars ftw) and barbies/sailor moon from the 'girl' isle. I always hated how my super hero stuff left out a lot of the female heros (storm was my favorite as a 11-15 year old and she still holds a soft spot in my…

Why is this worth reporting? Following the dress code of an event you're attending is basic good manners. It doesn't matter if you're the guest of honour or you work there. A waiter at a black tie event won't serve champagne in a hoodie. It wouldn't even occurr to me, if I were a journalist, to cover a formal event in…

This young man is following in the traditions of those who are guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. And we shall invoke his name when we walk among the people of the street, "May the Schwartz be will you".

I was asked in an interview about these things once. I said, "Oh... I feel like I should tell you that's not legal to ask in an interview." The guy was pissed. He finished the interview with a red face and no eye contact. Needless to say I didn't get the job, but I didn't really want to work for him after that anyway.

This also seems like the most productive possible way that our conversations about identity tropes can happen. Nintendo designers want to come up with another Toad character, but don't feel like like investing much creative energy into it, so they do a pink palette swap, and presto, Toadette. But in using a rather…

You'll notice that the dude who followed me in Atlanta started talking to me and kept talking to me after I ignored him and sped up. He showed proof, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he was willing to defy clearly communicated boundaries. He was a threat.

You're making me feel like I dress inappropriately because I work an office job, rarely shop and when I do, I do it exclusively online or at the thrift store down the block I can hop into on my way in and out of martial arts class. I'm single, but I only cook once a week, portion out and freeze everything (which is…

Excuse me, but 100% of Jezebel commenters got married at the court house in a sensible, hand-me-down pantsuit that they purchased at Goodwill for 50 cents. There were no flowers, no photographs, and nothing but the utmost seriousness. After, the entire wedding party dined via Groupon at the local gyro stand and everyon…

It looks similar to a scone, but it's different. More fluffy, and not sweet. They are best eaten hot, with butter or gravy. I love scones though!