I don't think it's the Grand Prix- the GP's wheel arches are too square

Looks like a 1994 Buick Regal

Since tattooing is forbidden in Islamic countries, this poor fellow is in for some trouble

I guess you should do the same thing that you would do to inspire males to become gearheads, for example:

I love that Juke-R, but after reading that article I want to go out and buy a Nissan Leaf.

It must have been some type of mooooooving violation

Sometimes I run that fast to the toilet. Also, I'd be interested knowing what kind of skid marks that vehicle leaves behind.

Hey! I also lost my Ferrarinity in Miami to a 1988 Mondial. I felt like I was walking around South Beach in a Don Johnson-era unconstructed white linen suit.

Just so you know, leaving your manual-trans car in gear when parked on a hill will not always prevent it from rolling downhill. I know this from experience.

Call in the Wolf

That'll buff right out: wax-on, wax-off Miyagi-ken edition

I just noted that the ad has been deleted. Sorry, but this thing reeks of HP (hash pipe), but I'll leave you with a photo from my Iranian counterpart, ShahPontiaxe

Great! Now I have something to go with my paper pelican.

A friend had one of these in high school when they first came out- total pu$$y magnet

Why do y'all have to be hatin' on Ethel

I just came back from Japan and only saw one American car- a Dodge Ram, which was being driven by a male. Certainly much of the Japanese population admires American cars (especially the classics), little does that translate into purchases.

Well, there goes my plan for my "F GARY" license plate

"It appears that Volkwagen's campaign to inject pure testosterone into the Beetle appears to have worked, as it has 45.4% male buyers as of 2011"

Modern aerodynamics

I'll leave this here