This contest was so Mustang heavy that you simply MUST cross-post it to Jezebel

I thought we already established that Toyota was the vehicle of choice for adulterous men

MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Let's keep it simple:

Is the hood supposed to open that high?

I'm all for vehicles with gold rims and mythical fire-breathing flying creature decals on their hoods.

When I was a kid I liked to lick household batteries- maybe that's why I'm in the market for a Chevy Volt.

So how big is the ashtray?

Hmmm not sure how much I can contribute here. Since I have no other vices besides cars, my wife pretty much concurs with all my car-buying decisions. That being said, when she came home last year and found an '89 Chrysler Conquest in the driveway, the first words out of her mouth were "I thought you were KIDDING…

Of course, even though you didn't specify the price!

I'm not convinced of the credibility of this story.

Anybody who brings a car still covered by the manufacturer's warranty.

Not a huge deal, but fuzzy dice used in vehicles of the wrong era annoy the hell out of me.

Know-it-alls who act like they know more about your own car than you do.

Maybe HBO can buy this as Kenny Powers' ride in next season's "East Bound and Down"

So far the poll shows that 53 people voted "nice price." Those 53 people deserve to be punched in the reproductive organs.

the rope-drive SD Tempests are legendary. Wouldn't say that no one remembers them.

FWIW the Vallelunga was the likely design inspiration for the Miata

I dunno- I kind of liked the layout and the design. One weird note- the space saver spare was meant to only replace a front wheel of the vehicle, so if you had a rear flat, you had to remove the rear wheel, then remove a front wheel and put it on the rear, and then put the spare on the front. Luckily I never got a…

Thanks- I stand corrected