If you play Dunn's upcoming movie backwards, you will learn the truth. Also, he shits out a Hot Wheels car.

So which Hot Wheels car was it?

heart click for that one. when you're on the toilet and in a bind, cobbs sometimes can come in handy.

I am honored that you listed my gift. It came from a rare time in my life when I was in a financial position to do something such as that. When you pull something like that, it excuses you from giving your dad future lame gifts, and also allows you to tap into a wealth of Corvette-themed dreck as said future lame…

I think you'll have to adopt me!

For father's day 2005 I got my Dad, who loves cars but is too financially responsible to splurge on one, a 1996 red Corvette convertible like the one pictured here. Yeah it's not a half-mil, but he appreciated the gesture.

$14,000 is reasonable, considering the obvious love somebody put into this. It looks much more expensive than it is.

Yeah, like a HOA with a police force, a courthouse and a jail.

My sister lived in Coral Gables. Among the other ridiculous laws:

But Chuck Norris already visited Coral Gables!

This is not a HOA regulation. This is a city ordinance

I though you weren't supposed to transport Mazdas on their sides

obligatory

Senna-driven 1988 Turbocharged Honda-powered McLaren MP4/4. Last year before F1 banned turbos

Oh you slay me, Billy Ray!

NICE!

Don't lose hope- GM filed a trademark application for COPO in April: [tess2.uspto.gov]

"Since I've been shot, I haven't been able to cook," Mr. Lawrence said Wednesday. "It was the economy and the smoking ban that hurt us more than anything."