Maybe Matt can get SETI to donate the array to Houston as consolation for not getting a space shuttle orbiter.

The strip club et al are likely being sued under Texas' "dram shop" liability, under which "a patron must be so obviously intoxicated that he presents a clear danger to himself and others."

This tragedy could likely have been avoided had the truck been equipped with a Cobb short-throw shifter

Wouldn't the lift of the stripper shoes compensate for the lift of the truck's suspension?

In a former career I used to work at a South Beach law firm that represented establishments such as this one in lawsuits such as this one. So far this seems like the shotgun approach to personal injury- the plaintiffs are hoping that they'll reach a deep pocket somewhere. In this regard, I'm surprised that the…

I think I found the Deep Pocket!

MEH

Wurster

I thought they favored males because of the military

My wedding procession included a single 1967 Oldsmobile 442

Wait, you're telling me that auto journalists wear Brooks Brothers?

I noticed a portrait of Richard Nixon on the driver's door.

Sorry, I'm biased. Nothing say's 1970's cheesy goodness like a gold-spoked steering wheel with a gold screaming chicken in the middle.

Wake me up when we get a Little Borg commercial

Nice, but somehow it doesn't look right with "Mopar" slathered on it.

This crash was most likely due to the vehicle's lacking a Cobb short-throw shifter.

In Soviet Russia, toilet gives YOU golden shower!

No, joke but my garage looks kinda like that