The BYD in that pic look like it's already on fire.

Vandalizing Japanese cars in America?? How '80s. I'll be on the lookout for vandals at Hyundai's display at the Tokyo Motor Show. No, wait that's too '00s. I'll be on the lookout for vandals at Geely's display at the Seoul Motor show. That's better.

We (the US) stand on guard for you too

Agreed. I still love you.

True, but having (at least) one high-end car and (at least) one beater does not automatically make one fiscally sensible.

Steve Jobs' ownership of said Benz SL55 AMG has demonstrated that he uses his money to enjoy the finer things in life like flashy automobiles, unlike Sam Walton and Warren Buffett

And here's a picture of the factory workers hard at work

There was at least ONE other solution

Perhaps they're still pissed about Wangers sneaking in a ringer in C&D's 1964 Pontiac GTO vs. Ferrari GTO road test in which the Pontiac spanked the Ferrari, and decided that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em: [www.contes.com]

This is not the Countach you're looking for. Move along.

What's up with the creepy eHarmony ad?

I know who could have helped him melt all that ice . . .

She's got 99 problems but a match ain't one

"G" is for "gel"

A little vinegar and water is all he needed to thaw out that Audi

I thought about that too, but I think it's just that the fat ones are more visible.

How about making it a lightweight special, with more aluminum/carbon fiber panels, components and trim?

Whatever it is, PLEASE don't make it with any fewer than 8 cylinders