Was your car shipped by this guy?

In related news, he's just been made an honorary NFL player.

How about an Argentine Porsche?

Most crazy people I know don't give a shit about cars anyway.

And THAT's why I like to put poo poo on my murse strap

I'm tempted to put the world's longest T-tops on it.

Love the screaming chicken and "Boogie Nights" reference. NP!

"countless dozens to read about"?

This being Edgar Allan Poe's birthday, I'd love to post a parody of "The Fall of the House of Usher" using this article but just don't have the energy.

Will somebody PLEASE rub dog shit on their door handles?

And it comes full circle

That's why, as a theft deterrent, I like to smear shit on my car's door handle.

@ChiefPontiaxe:

@ChiefPontiaxe: NIBBLES

Richard Petty's STP Charger (or anything else with STP livery)

Thanks Justin for the great topical read!

This goniff was run out of Miami in the 1970's for passing bad checks. Why are we wasting bandwidth on this hack? How about a question like "what would Martin Luther King Jr. be driving if he were alive today?"

Nothing, but that's not to say that Larry King is irreplaceable

@LoganSix: Maybe they're on their way to Clyde's

Mazel Tov