Heart-Click for the first Dostoyevsky "Crime and Punishment" reference. Ah, screw it, here it is:

Smart-tank.

Call me when it can accommodate one of these

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few . . .

First John Voight's car, and now this . . .

@grimjack28: Heart-click for your Dickens reference

@472CID: You mean you don't like Tosh.O?

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: There's actually a jacket out there.

Shelf paper-covered car in "Johnny Dangerously"

James Bond's invisible Aston Martin in "Die Another Day."

I think I found the source of the white liquid on their car

VW Vanagon with Porsche 3.6L

@Buster Brew: Well earned heart-click

Only if I were a 1980's Miami drug dealer. Otherwise, pass the pipe, good sir!

Also Required: Patience of a monk to put up with horrific traffic on the Dulles Toll Road and in Tyson's Corner, which has gotten even worse due to the metro/HOT construction.

And if you own an Audi, Amazon recommends this.

Sorry, looks like the offspring of an unholy union between an E28 BMW, a Ford Capri and an AMC Hornet. CP

Any vehicle with "sport" in its name should come with an available manual transmission. FAIL

@Novaload: Probably kayaking, as it is unlikely the wearer in question digs clams of any variety.

So what's the deal with the dude wearing clam-diggers in the background?