Knowing TSwift she’ll do something for this girl in the hospital. Pick up the bill or send something personal. Whether or not I like her music, I’ve always respected the rapport she has with her fanbase.

They do that at Disneyland with Mickey Mouse ears.

Now I know for a fact that this isn’t true.

The planet agrees with the protesters? Actually I’m all for people enjoying a few drinks and pedaling around Minneapolis if they want because I don’t have the time or energy to hate something so stupid, (I am making an exception for your asinine comment). And ether way, it’s battery. If I spit in your face, that’s…

Already been done in Minneapolis. Ask Daunte Culpepper, Fred Smoot and the other “Lake Minnetonka 17” how that worked out?

Can you name these lame states so I can avoid them?

If I’m paying for something, I’m probably not going to sign an NDA...

Saw one of these driving home tonight. Being sans supersoaker, I just treated him to 208 throbbing Swedish horsepower...

I had no idea Pedal Pubs were a hate-able thing in the world. They’re just sort of a funky thing that cruises by in Seattle sometimes.

I have to admit this makes a boatload more sense.

Who the fuck is she?

Strange how I’ve never been to any of those states. Texas sure as hell isn’t one.

Really? In Minnesota it wasn’t even illegal to pilot a boat while drunk until about a decade ago, and the passengers can still DEFINITELY get lit as long as they’re not deemed a bother to anybody else on the lake.

Sounds like you need a new state.

On the other hand: “DO NOT MOVE OR I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARM” <—this officer needs to relax. It’s squirt guns and water balloons.

Solution:

Also, he got “treated” and then came back and did it again!

Those slooots should have been forced into a shotgun wedding! Give her some respectability, and when she gives birth to 3 months premature baby that weights eight pounds, we’ll all talk about what a miracle it is.

On that logic, is everyone a closet murderer who would kill folks if they knew there would be no personal consequences? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

No you should keep reading about them, and keep pointing out to others where they can read about them, because that’s how this shit gets exposed. If you ignore this shit it keeps festering. They need as much light to be shined into their dank and dark places as can be shone.