Believe it or not, there are other kinds of shorts than "daisy dukes." While I was 18 and wouldn't dress like that now, I will say that plenty of people that day were dressed extremely casually. We were standing in the sun for 7 hours before going in and it was unbelievably hot that day.

Wow, that is an awfully intense and lengthy reply. I mean, I really have no way of proving my story to you, since I wasn't wearing a bodycam. In the meantime, this is the best I've got:

One of my mom's stories about me is the time Bill Clinton kissed me (on the foot) when I was an infant. Now, I get to tell her, next time she talks about it, that it was only so he could stare at her giant lactating breasts from a better vantage point. That'll be fun!

Another Lauryn Hill conflict story! I was a PA on an independent movie called Restaurant (which, strangely, starred your make-out partner Adrien Brody). I was needed to dress the set, but Lauryn Hill was right where I needed to work. I asked her to move, but she moved just a little, so soon I had to ask her again. …

Are you kidding? The man TOUCHED ME. It was horrifying, but when his enormous security guy caught me trying to sneak a picture I wasn't sure how to say no. Because I have no character.

I met Bill Clinton last year. Lots of celebrities/athletes come into our headquarters but not a one of them had me so up in arms as BC. We were asked not to approach him, just let him walk through, have a tour and then he was to be gone.

Gotta agree with you. I thought he was okay in Thelma & Louise (and that was more attitude than look), but have never seen the appeal since. He just looks unwashed all the time. Ick.

omg i wish i had that much swag

Dude, I would be honored to have Bill Clinton stare at my boobs.

I used to live in Cincinnati. My dad was one of the folks responsible for The National Underground Freedom Center and we were at the opening. A lot of people came from all over, including Angela Bassett and her husband. I was sitting on a bench, she sat next to me. I pulled out some gum and she asked for a piece. We…

OK so I'm working the front counter at a Blockbuster Video and an insanely good-looking man approaches, prepared to buy the movie "Double Jeopardy" starring Ashley Judd. "This is a great movie!" I tell him, stopping just short of asking if he had anyone to watch the movie with. He smiled at me and said in a…

Am I the only one who skipped to the end of this story to see if she admitted doing him?

Another Tom Waits story... In 1980, Tom Waits and Cathleen Brennan go to Tralee, Co. Kerry, Ireland on their honeymoon as her family are originally from there. In Tralee, Tom strikes up a relationship with Lionel Dorrington, one of Tralee's few identifiable hippies. Together, they go to a pub called Val O'Shea's which…

i was in line with tom waits at trader joes. he was buying cookies and started eating them in the parking lot.

"I worked at a magazine store in Davis, CA..."

I need to know more about that last one.

I never threatened in any way, but I was the mom that wanted her to try on 2 dresses I liked. She liked them fine and looked cute in them, but didn't light up like she did with THE dress.

Paddleboarding can be intense - or it can be very, very chill. It depends a lot on if you are going out into the ocean, or into still, calm water. And it is always an option to sit down and rest on your board, or stay kneeling on the board. A lot of times I would paddle out and then spend an hour sitting on my board,…

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hooper,

Not sure about how it works in DE, but in IL, the dealership would have to replace the car through their insurance... their employee totaled it while the car was in their care.