That’s terrible! I hope your officiant refunds your money and pays for all the new fees.

Wow, that's awesome! How did you qualify? I always thought your age added to years of service had to equal 90 in order to begin collecting.

Good evening guys! I need professional advice for an unprofessional idea that I have. I work on a med/surg floor and I’m not loving it so I applied for a position in the Emergency Department. I was offered the position and then I accepted. The next step is that the nurse manager from ED contacts HR which will then…

Your username is everything.

Holy shit. This sounds like it could be a Jezebel Pissing Contest winner!

Oh wow. I am sorry.

My little brother is one of the roofers on the stadium. He’s just devastated. The two victims were both his buddies. He was in denial about the first one dying. When I texted him to find out if it was him, he let me know that one broke his leg and one was “knocked out but he’ll be alright.”. Ughghghhg...I’m just…

This happened 21 years ago when I was 16. I haven’t seen the boy involved since (we went to different schools) but I’m still mortified by it. My mother is very uneducated and is also very ignorant. Oh she’s also a raging alcoholic too! I was dating a boy who was Korean. My family and I are white. I brought this boy…

That's awesome. I had no idea.

Is it moissanite? I'm thinking about moissanite. I want an ethical diamond.

I have underarm hyperhydrosis. My insurance covers Botox treatments at 80% but I’ve been getting mixed results with that. I’m so pissed that my insurance won’t cover MiraDry. I would think in the long run it would be less expensive for my insurance company to do so considering it’s supposed to take care of the problem…

My insurance covers my Botox for my hyperhydrosis by 80%. Have you looked into that?

I have hyperhydrosis and I’ve had mixed results with Botox. I welcome the idea of burning off my sweat glands.

Oh my gaaaawwwd I hate these people!

Don’t leave us hangin’! Tell us who it was!

DP...Daft Punk?

Nice Ray Bans!

Right?! Mayo throws me into a homicidal rage. And the mustard or avocado schmear has no goddamn flavor. Fuck Jimmy Johns right in the ear.

You’re right I just notice that.

I live in the area of where this psychopath practices. The local swap and shops on Facebook are blowing up with his former patients talking about what scary experiences they have had with him. It’s been very interesting.