The biggest loser in all this: the Deadspin staff.

Put that curtain back where you found it. God day to you sir!

While we think adults watch anime, it is not reflected in the catalogue presented each season.

I feel like this shouldn’t be up to them either way?

That’s like expecting the going through the draft to make a team good again.

Get outta here Hamilton Nolan burner.

Uncle Rico had a hispanic wife/ex-wife/ex-girlfiend.

The dramatic ellipsis into the exclamation point really gets me.

Never figured HamNo for a High School Musical fan...

This 3 second clip legally allows this player to captain a free NA team in HGC.

That behind the back was so unnecessary!

Drew M: I can cook all the gumbo you want! I was once on a cooking show.

I was confused by “the finals” on the court. Is that on the court for all playoff games? Was this a conference finals?

Let’s see how getting paid to play works out for the Ball family. It can be a test run for those thinking a free year or two of athletic exposure isn’t worth their time.

He will go 2 for 23 in the first or second round. Should make for a fun(ny) headline either way.

Excuse me, but I think it might be different if he’s named in the prenup?

Don’t drag the Cubs front office into this! I need them to keep wanting money so they bring badass fucking bands to play during the summer.

I see a lot of people calling this a “heads up” play. I get continuing play so people can’t fake injuries to stall (soccer is awful at this), my question is: this is essentially a “dead ball”? I’m gonna assume if you don’t play within a certain amount of time (they have this in water polo too I think) the defender can…

I mean, their entire new campaign is “who gives a fuck, drink coke anyway” so is this really that shocking?

Ice climbing with the foot and hand axes always looked really cool. This just looks like regular rock climbing on expert mode. :(